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What is it about toddler timing? Holy Moses!!!

Since the moment the sign went on our lawn to sell this place, Maggie has been a holy terror. Not with tantrums, but with getting into absolutely everything she can, at the worst possible moments. Particularly when I'm trying to do the last round of cleaning before getting out of the house for a showing!!

If I've re-rolled a toilet paper roll once, I swear I've done it 45 times every day since last Thursday. Every time I take a shower, she's nabbed the toilet brush and I find it in another room. I shudder to think what she's done with the darn thing in the time it takes me to find it. This morning she thought it would be a great idea to stuff kleenex she pillaged from a box (that was just within reach) behind her night light in her room...ehem...which was still on! It's like I gave birth to Stewie Griffin! She's running around like that home alone kid and my head's left spinning from the insanity of it all. I think she's trying to kill me. mwhahahaha I know this will all be hilarious in 10 years, and I will miss it.

Until then, I'm seriously considering boarding school!!!

LMAO

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^^Girl I feel ya!!!! London is the same way and then wants to get an attitude when I try to discipline her! ha ha.. Like I'm the one at fault here! Boarding school sounds GREAT for London too.. maybe when can send them two beauties together!