Those are the words of my "dearest" husband. Last night i was looking at my belly in the mirror and said, "Look!" he goes "Yeah I know, you're really starting to get fa..big." I glared at him and he's like, "YOu know what I mean! You're pregnant and you're getting bigger."
I told him there was a difference between getting fat and being pregnant.
Then we were at wal-mart and were walking by the make up. He goes, "Need any makeup??" then followed quick with, "Nope, you don't!" LOL. He's learning quick.