Oh. My. Goodness.
I was just about to PM you yesterday and apologize if maybe my PM offended you. And then I saw your siggy on another thread.
And at first I was like

. And then:
You crack me up! I am totally taking this as a shout out.
(For those who are confused, I get annoyed when pregnant people post that blinky in their siggys that says: I'm making a human being, what did YOU do today?")