Awww your poor DH. That must be terribly uncomfortable. Reminds me of those comedies where guys go into sperm banks and then have trouble getting the sails raised
I hope all goes well with your DH & that the week will fly by. I think that's about average. It's too bad you don't know someone on the "inside". Usually with lab results, they have them back quicker than what they tell you. They usually give you a more conservative timeframe. When my Mom had a biopsy for skin cancer, they told her 10-21 days. I was able to see her results in 2 days (she had it done where I work) & was able to tell her, unfortunately she did have 2 types of skin cancer

. Maybe you could always call earlier & see. Give 'em the ol' going out of town next week story