[iamkc]

No, not the big SWORD, unless you and DH are lucky , but S word--sex.

After trying for so long, do you do anything to spice it up, especially near O time?

We're still technically newlyweds and BD lots...it IS a trick, though, to have limited positions to work with at O and work around that...fortunately, DH is always ready and hasn't once whined about too much sex. Hehe.

[Blue Eyes 409]

We do diffrent things sometimes but trying for a Baby is like a job ....lol

[iamkc]

Hehehehe...I KNOW! DH is all ready for it, but when he's reminded that we really should try to be in these particular positions, he gets all nervous, shifts a lot, asks if he's doing it right, etc. I feel like I'm teaching a class!

[bookwormmommy]

LOL--Picturing you in glasses with one of those pointer thingies..."Now class, the penis should be inserted here." *ahem* Sorry I just said penis. Anyway, vacation hotel sex seemed to spice it up quite a bit for us...also, we have on occassion...erm...*whispering*...watched the pornography. Not exactly the story I would like to tell our future child, but I am up for whatever it takes.

[iamkc]

Originally posted by dawn@Nov 30 2005, 05:42 PM
LOL--Picturing you in glasses with one of those pointer thingies..."Now class, the penis should be inserted here."* *ahem** Sorry I just said penis.* Anyway, vacation hotel sex seemed to spice it up quite a bit for us...also, we have on occassion...erm...*whispering*...watched the pornography.* Not exactly the story I would like to tell our future child, but I am up for whatever it takes.
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Heeheehee...you should see the images in MY head while we're having sex and I'm instructing him. It takes everything in me (hehehehehe...sounds dirty) not to laugh uncontrollably while doing this. Poor DH. He's a great lover, I swear, but this whole TTC thing makes him wobbly!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA We decided to do something similar. Really silly, actually. It wasn't so much boredom as precautionary action to prevent boredom, I think. We drove 2 hours to go to a strip club and adults shops. Every time I go to the only one in town here (adult store), I run into my former students!!! One, in particular, used to ask me out all the time, so it's really uncomfortable. Anyway, we mostly laughed hysterically through the whole thing, especially since there were only 2 other people and we all had to sit by the stage!!! I think that DH was more embarrassed than anything. We're really not into it for the sexual aspect, I think. We just drank a beer, gambled, and left. Hehe. As for the porn, he's really not all that into it, either, but it's fun, right? Anyway, I was thinking about getting him that for pre-Christmas presents. Hehehe. Sort of being silly, mostly, but it WOULD be fun.

Porn makes me laugh more than it makes me horny, though. Hehe.

[bookwormmommy]

LOL--We went to a strip club during vacation. It's funny because the girls start chatting w/ me. Jer said he has trouble with strip clubs b/c his thoughts go like this:
"I am not sleazy. It is not creepy that I am here. I am a nice guy. See, I can talk w/ Dawn and this nice stripper about her kids and nothing *Oh my god! BOOBS!*"
Which I found hilarious. And we have tried the sex shops but we crack up. One time we were at one and I saw these nipple clamp things that looked so scary so I smacked Jer on the arm snickering and said "check these out." Except, IT WASN"T JERRY! It was some random dude who started laughing and said, "Yeah, I'm not really into that, thanks." I wanted to die.

[iamkc]

HAHAHAHAHAHA Mark says that those are his exact thoughts!!! Except he gets really creeped out by HIMSELF and turns to me and grabs my boobs. He says that he has no idea how to react in a strip club. I believe him. Hehe.

AND OMG! I wish you were near here. We could go snicker together. I found a giant vibrator (it HAS to be a novelty) and took it to..."Mark". I slapped his butt and said, "Jealous I found something to replace you?" "Mark" was actually "Phil", my student--AT THE TIME! He was excused for a week...I don't think that we ever fully recovered. Hehe. This is why we go elsewhere.

I think that we may have to be all about ordering online now...it's best for the community at large!

[bookwormmommy]

Haha! Your story is waaay worse than mine. I feel better now. But yes...that would be fun to snicker together. I can just imagine going into one here and hearing..."Aren't you the CHILDREN'S LIBRARIAN?????"

[iamkc]

Originally posted by dawn@Dec 1 2005, 01:05 PM
Haha!* Your story is waaay worse than mine.* I feel better now.* But yes...that would be fun to snicker together.* I can just imagine going into one here and hearing..."Aren't you the CHILDREN'S LIBRARIAN?????"
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

We know how kinky you librarians can be...with the exception of my ex-BF. White bread and vanilla for him, thank you.