[iamkc]

My sister and I just had lunch and were trying to figure out our most embarrassing moment. She very quickly had hers, and unfortunately, I kept going through some pretty embarrassing ones without ever settling on just one. In fact, each time I thought I'd found it, another, worse one popped up.

So, I'm wondering, if you feel comfortable sharing, what's yours? I'm going to think a bit more and maybe let YOU decide which one is my worst. Hehe.

[iamkc]

I think that this is going to be included in the original post, but, oh, well.

Jacquie brought one to my attention: I have horrible veins. I have to get stuck MANY times before they find one. Last time I was pregnant/miscarrying, I was having to go in every other day or so to have my blood drawn. I had the same guy every time and one day, he was getting a little frustrated, I was getting nervous, and I told him that if he couldn't get a good vein in my arm, the ones on my boobs were pretty ripe for the pricking.

[Katlynsmommy]

omg hahahhaa that is too much. i know this is kind of dumb for me but my embarrassing moment was when my daughter decided on her own to tell everyone i was pregnant when in fact i wasn't! i went to pick her up at school one day and one of the mothers came up to me putting their hand on my belly saying omg katlyn told me the news i am sooo happy for you.and i looked at her and said what news? and she said that katlyn told EVERYONE IN CHURCH we were pg!!!! omg my face turned bright red with embarrassement.when i asked katlyn why she did that she said to me b/c mommy you have a belly now so u have to be prg. IN FRONT OF EVERYONE

[rollopodio]

lol!!!

freshman in highschool: i was wearing white shorts and had my period and didnt even know. people were laughing and i didnt know why. good thing i was new and no one knew my name so no one remembered.

when ashton was 18 months or so he was sitting in the cart at walmart and i was waiting to pay not really paying attention to him. i just had my wallet and my purse was sitting by hin. i was just about to swipe my debit card when i turned around and he was waving a tampon in the air making sword noises. it was so embarrassing.

[rinty68]

Mine was prob on new years day this year

I have been taking driving lessons, iv had about 7.
My friend drove to a pub carpark as it was private to teach me how to reverse better...
I somehow in a empty carpark managed to reverse straight into a big tree!!!
There was a big bang, the whole pub looked out the window and seen me...
And i smashed her tail light and put a dent in her car. All in all £400 worth of damage
and complete shame for me! i cant bring myself to even walk past that carpark
and i live quite close so i have to walk the long way to the shops!!!

Sarah

OK this one is reeeeeally embarrasing..

I was living in a condo complex with my dad and he had already gone to work, I was blowdrying my hair in my heavy robe and was getting very hot. I threw my robe off and continued blowdrying my hair in the complete and total buff. I was flipping my head over, bending forward (for more volume of course) and I flipped back up, looked into my mirror and realized there was several men outside painting the trim around the windows to my bedroom who I'm sure saw EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!! I dropped to the floor on the other side of my bed so they couldn't see me...Then when I was leaving for work they were painting the front of the condo and I had to walk by them to get in my car!!

I have another but its so embarrasing I can't even think about it...

[iamkc]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA You ladies are funny! And thanks for sharing! Isn't it nice to know that we ALL make complete fools of ourselves sometimes?

Diane probably remembers another I posted on another board about my FIL and...um...nontraditional sex. Hehe. HA! I actually just turned red thinking about it! A few months ago, DH and I were staying with his parents, helping them move. Our bedroom was just down the hall from theirs and there are no locks on the doors--it's an old house. Anyway, DH and I were going to have sex, but decided that anal would be better because I was getting past what was perhaps a miscarriage, but the doc just said, "No sex." Anyway, RIGHT in the middle of it, DH was up on his knees, I was in a rather bent position, and we heard his dad coming down the hall. We decided to just be still for a sec, but HIS DAD THREW THE DOOR OPEN!!! He was also naked, unashamed, and told us that the dog wanted to be in with us. He apologized again for not knocking a couple of times. I still can't look him in the eye for long.

This is a pattern with his dad. He comes over without calling to drop something off or just say hi and walks right in. In the middle of the day, I'm usually naked. Occasionally, DH and I have been having sex. I stay embarrassed.

Oh, jeez...I want to die just thinking about it.

Come on, Diane...can't be too much worse than that. Start sharing.

[rollopodio]

oh my gosh!!! i'm embarrassed just reading that. haha. i would absolutely die. when dh and i were living with brads parents his mom would come in the basement where we lived without knocking and sometimes we would be "in the act". but the lights were always off and we jumped up and ran into the bathroom like she never knew what we were doing.

thinking about that brings up another embarrassing moment.

right after dh and i got married we were living with his parents. they were living in the basement and we had the guest room upstairs. thanksgiving was coming around and brads mom wanted us to clean the room just in case anyone went in there. i was totally annoyed because i couldnt understand why anyone would need to go in there when there are two other rooms for coats and we could lock the door behind us. shouldnt be a problem. anyway we had something to do and had to leave so we just threw everything in the closet. we went to my familys thanksgiving and when we returned we found out that brads mom had gone in our room and cleaned up all of our things. not only did she touch my underwear but she changed the sheets which we had had alot alot of sex on if you know what i mean. she couldnt bear to do it herself so she enlisted the help of brads brother and sister and both of their spouses. it took 5 people to change the sheets. and guess what. no one went in there. i was so pissed and embarrassed that i would not go in the house. i'm mortified even thinking of it.

got another one. when brad and i were dating he had just taken me home and we were sitting in the car out in front of my moms house and we started making out and one thing led to another and my pants were off. so we are almost doing it and some little kid runs up knocks on the window and runs away. now it wouldnt be that embarrassing but i had my butt up in the air. ahhhhh. so many memories are coming to the surface.

[iamkc]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm so afraid of the same thing and glad to know that I'm not the only one with dirty sheets. I know that sounds gross, but I was seriously wondering if DH and I had a problem because of our...dirty sheets. I'm terrified that when we're staying at his parents', one of them will want to clean the sheets. Or that someone will climb into our bed here. Ohmy. I run past whoever is in my way when I have the sheets. Sorry, can't stop to chat! Hehe.

Scattered embarrasing moments, recurrent: I frequently open the door naked for deliveries or visitors and it sometimes takes more than a moment for me to realize that. Our upstairs neighbors can hear us having sex and I forget sometimes. DH's mom has heard us being LOUD at their houses and we only hear her after a looooooong time. I bleed heavily during my periods and in spite of my best efforts, I leak frequently, which is why all period pants are now dark black.

OK, going off of one of those, another some of you have heard of mine: When DH's parents lived at their other house, they lived in an attached guest house, but still used the kitchen of the main house. DH and I stayed downstairs in the main part when we visited. We didn't go to bed until 2 AM or so, started having sex, and decided that it would be funny (more than fun) to go get the whipped cream can and chocolate syrup and all that other fun stuff. We actually got pretty into it and thinking that I was perfectly safe, I was LOUD. And when I say loud, I mean it--make the birds fly from trees kind of loud. After we were all done, we heard shuffling upstairs. She had been eating upstairs and I KNOW that she heard us. To make it worse, there's still a chocolate stain on the mattress pad for that bed, the sheets smelled like chocolate for a while before we realized it (and others, like his mom, made comments), and she was looking for the whipped cream, which we had to hand over, bringing it from downstairs at that moment.

Another: (and I swear that not all of them involve DH's parents, but there are just so many of them) Again, staying with his parents, I had BV, so we had to use condoms for a week. We had a particularly frisky couple of days, dumped all the condoms in the trash (about 8 in 2 days), and were planning to empty the trash, but had to leave suddenly. When we all got back to their house, ALLLL of the condoms were scattered over their living room. His mom and I saw them at the same time. I nearly threw up from embarrassment and made DH help me pick them up. I think that his mom was laughing hysterically and just said, "Bad dog *giggle*" sort of quietly.

Ohhhh...that one hurts.

[LaLa]

OMG, I am just ROLLING laughing at these stories



Now, Im trying REALLY hard, but I cant really think of many. I dont get embarassed easily though... so that might be part of it.

I did put on a bit of weight a few years ago, right around the time that I had this really cute green pant suit that Id wear to work sometimes. WEll - Im FAMOUS for having a big butt lol. I mean, evne when I was 100 lbs, I had a much bigger butt than a 100 lb girl should have lol.

So - a girl comes up to me at work and says "Uh... your pants are ripped in the back". And sure enough... i had a split in the back of my pants dead center lol. I was so mad, those were like the coolest green pants! lol.

Then - another time, I used to box. So occasionally, Id pick up groceries on my way home from boxing. Well, I had my son with me - he was about 4 at the time, and Im in my gym clothes. We pass by another lady who obviously had just come from the gym b/c she had her gym clothes on too. My son says "look mommy! She went to the gym too". I reply "yes, darling, very good, you noticed she went to the gym b/c she has gym clothes on". He then turns to me and says "But mommy - her butt isnt NEARLY as big as yours!" lol. The other lady I think was more embarassed than me!

And probably one of the funniest ones (alhtough it doesnt SOUND as funny as the others - it was a "had to be there" moment): my son is mixed. Well, my grandfather, raised in the south, always says stuff like "look at that brother" when hes talking about a black guy or whatever. Or "that sister had 3 kids" when referencing a black lady.

So... were out at olive garden one night, my son is about 4 (you know that foot in mouth age lol)... and like 8 or 10 black guys all come in together and get seated about 4 tables from us. My son STANDS up in the booth, POINTS! and at the top of his lungs says "MAMMA _ look at ALLL THEM BROTHAS!"

OMG... Now THAT was probably ONE time that I DID actually get embarassed, but I laughed so hard I cried. And of course, the whole time my sonis just saying "what mom? It is, its a bunch of brothas! Look!" lol.

Lala...