I think you might find some of this to be funny... These are all things that have happened today...
-I spent an hour on the phone with our insurance company working on understanding what is covered with infertility, what is subject to the deductable and what the heck co-insurance means. (please don't laugh... I've almost figured out what it means

). Why is this stuff so confusing!

I have to send a special shout-out to my buddy Carol (our insurance lady) who was patient enough to talk me through things!
-I'm not sure we can swing the HSG this cycle. Essentially we have to pay a couple grand before anything is covered in full. (Deductables and co-insurance). I wouldn't be so concerned but we just sank like $550 into DH's car because he hit a big pothole that did damage. DH told me not to worry. I asked him where he planted the money tree! LOL I'll call tomorrow to find out pricing and stuff. My Dr also said something about payment plans, so I'll check on that too. This is NOT something I will let slide for more than a cycle or 2.. we will figure it out.
-While talking with the insurance lady, while she was listing what was covered and what wasn't, she told me that they do not cover Human Cloning. She just said it so matter-of-factly

I had to reply with "Oh man! You're kidding me...There goes that plan" The lady thought I was serious at first, but then laughed for a good few minutes.
-I've decided that there should be a class in High School called "LIFE 101"... It should cover the following: Insurance- definitions, practical uses for and examples of use; Finances- what to do when the economy kicks everyone's *****; and finally Fertility- what you can expect and what you should NEVER say to anyone who MIGHT be trying for a baby.
-I've been trying real hard to get a new job because I had a feeling that we'd need to go the MA route and I wanted to avoid using our savings. But with this economy, unless I'm a certified Fork lift operator or a Big Rig Driver

, I'm out of luck in my area! I think I'm gonna go apply at McDonalds... at least it's an honest days work! LOL and I can have all the McFun I want!
-After 75million people looked at my busted laptop, it took one of DH's 17 year old Lacrosse players to figure it out!

I apparently need a new motherboard

I'll likely end up just getting it fixed rather than a new laptop cause I want to put all our extra money towards MA and I love my computer. The kid won't take any money for working on it- just for the part, so I'm trying to come up with a nice idea to thank him for all that he's doing/will do.
-I somehow have become a member of the Lacrosse Team's Booster Club. Yes, I'm 29, have no children and am on a high school booster club. I'll feel out of place at the meetings, but I know a lot of the ladies already. Apparently, I'll be a key player in the Spaghetti dinner coming up soon!
-DH's players have conned him into doing the team fundraiser with them. They are selling cookies. I can picture him going door to door with his little cookie book soliciting people to buy the WAY over-priced (yet very tasty) cookies.
-Thanks to you ladies, I've become a Facebook fanatic.

I find myself checking it every 10 minutes!

It's fun stuff! Thanks for helping me find a new obsession!

And thanks for being my friends on there!
So, now that you know I'm a complete whack job you can go on with your day (or evening). I hope my antics have brought you a few laughs. At least I'm laughing at my situations rather than crying or pulling my hair out, right?