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June 29th, 2009, 03:26 PM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Wisconsin
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Hi ladies, here is something I found that is very funny. Find your stripper name and post it here!!!
My Name is Heidi Glitterbomb
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Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, list it at the top !!!
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your
new first name:
a = Fantasia
b = Chesty
c = Starr
d = Diamond
e = Montana
f = Angel
g = BonBon
h = Mimi
i = Lola
j =Kitty
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess
n = Heidi
o = Bambi
p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Cinnamon
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Sugar
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the
first half of your new last name:
a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixon
n = Spank
o = Glitter
p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitz
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver
v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Night
z = Amber
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the
second half of your new last name:
a = hooter
b = horn
c = tower
d = fire
e = thighs
f = hips
g = side
h = jugs
i = shock
j = cocker
k = brook
l = tush
m = sizzle
n = ridge
o = kiss
p = bomb
q = cream
r = thong
s = heat
t = whip
u = cheeks
v = rock
w = hiney
x = button
y = lick
z = juice
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June 29th, 2009, 03:49 PM
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Mama to AJ & Katie
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Location: League City, Texas
Posts: 32,333
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Cinnamon Leather-Rock
My maiden name would have been Cinnamon Glitz-Hooter
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PM to see if I am available to make a siggy - decisions will be made on a case by case basis.
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June 29th, 2009, 04:02 PM
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Mega Super Mommy
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Canada
Posts: 4,864
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Candy Glitzcheeks
maiden name would have been Candy Heaventhighs, hehehe! I hate my thighs!
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Thank you Jaydinsmum for my amazing siggy!
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June 29th, 2009, 04:49 PM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Texas
Posts: 8,704
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Montana Heaven-Tush
maiden: Montana Glitter-Tush
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June 29th, 2009, 06:04 PM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Upstate NY
Posts: 13,546
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LMAO- these are funny!
I'm Lola Leather-Whip
My Maiden name would have been Lola Glitz-Thighs.
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Thank you Natalie for my beautiful Siggie!!!
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June 29th, 2009, 06:13 PM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: The Land of Infertility
Posts: 16,090
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Starr Leather-Shock
Maiden: Starr Glitter-Thong 
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Thank you brie_91 for this fabulous siggy!!
Our TTC journey: 6 cycles Clomid, lap surgery/ D&C, IUI, 2 x IVF; 33 cycles- BFN.
IVF#1 (March 2010) Transferred two 8-cell grade A (perfect) embies- BFN and heartbroken.
IVF#2/FET#1 (Jan/Feb 2011):Transferred two (7&8 cell) grade A (PERFECT) embies- BFN again.
March 2011- February 2012: On BCP due to endometriosis.
March 2012- taking a few months off of BCP and we are TTC naturally.
We will re-evaluate another IVF w/FET try in 2013.
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June 29th, 2009, 08:04 PM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Alberta, Canada
Posts: 16,067
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Princess Leather Hooter here!
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Missing our Angel since April 11, 2008
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June 29th, 2009, 08:26 PM
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Princess Glitter Thong! LOL I love it!!
maiden- Princess Dixon Shock ?!?!
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June 30th, 2009, 04:57 AM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 7,264
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Lmao <----really bad
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June 30th, 2009, 10:37 AM
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Mega Super Mommy
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Canada
Posts: 3,523
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Lola LustyThong!
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June 30th, 2009, 11:56 AM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,980
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Mimi Heaven Heat
Maiden---Mimi Deep Hiney (OMG, I am laughing so hard at my desk!!!!)
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June 30th, 2009, 01:18 PM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: The Land of Infertility
Posts: 16,090
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This is an awesome topic!!!
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Thank you brie_91 for this fabulous siggy!!
Our TTC journey: 6 cycles Clomid, lap surgery/ D&C, IUI, 2 x IVF; 33 cycles- BFN.
IVF#1 (March 2010) Transferred two 8-cell grade A (perfect) embies- BFN and heartbroken.
IVF#2/FET#1 (Jan/Feb 2011):Transferred two (7&8 cell) grade A (PERFECT) embies- BFN again.
March 2011- February 2012: On BCP due to endometriosis.
March 2012- taking a few months off of BCP and we are TTC naturally.
We will re-evaluate another IVF w/FET try in 2013.
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June 30th, 2009, 04:58 PM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 7,264
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OMG this is hysterical!!!! I am literally laughing so loud my three year old just asked me what was so funny!!!!!
mimi deep hiney, ash that is so so so funny!!!
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June 30th, 2009, 07:16 PM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Upstate NY
Posts: 13,546
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I am so loving this thread! 
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Thank you Natalie for my beautiful Siggie!!!
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June 30th, 2009, 07:25 PM
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STPR lover
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Arkansas
Posts: 9,905
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Lola SpankFire
when I take my married name: Lola GlitterKiss
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