It's hump day! What's your whine and woohoo today?
Whine: I'm sick

...for the second time in a month...and I need to run because the marathon is less than 2 weeks away but my lungs would be angry with me if I tried. Oh, and work messed up my paycheck and shorted me a large amount.
WooHoo: Crockpot meatballs are on the menu today!