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May 21st, 2008, 01:42 PM
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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity


1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want
Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it 'In'.

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has
Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Sexual Favors'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

15. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical
Sounds All Day.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling

'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

#20 was to email it to a freind, but it was waaay too funny to pass up sharing with you all
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May 21st, 2008, 02:05 PM
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now i want to page myself! haha!
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May 21st, 2008, 02:16 PM
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that one is too funny.
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May 21st, 2008, 02:45 PM
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HAHA!! i love the coffee one. that would kill a person!!!

Thanks for sharing!
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May 21st, 2008, 02:59 PM
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ROTFLMAO!!!

Omg that was sooooooo funny!! thanks eleysia, i needed a laugh LOL
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May 21st, 2008, 04:36 PM
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I have gotten this a few times in email...and laugh every time!
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May 21st, 2008, 05:15 PM
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The one about the zoo really made me chuckle.
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May 21st, 2008, 09:41 PM
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LOL!!
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