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October 17th, 2011, 02:24 PM
missy123's Avatar Platinum Supermommy
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Ran across these pick up lines and they made me laugh. I felt like sharing them with you. Can you think of any real life pick up lines that were used on you?


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I want you to have my children... they're in the car outside.

You look almost stupid enough to date me.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I would marry your daddy just to get your last name.

I may be no Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your Bedrock.

Got any beer at Home?

I want to father your children.

You're ugly but you intrigue me.

Wanna take a gamble? You make the bet and Ill raise the stake!

I like your legs so much Im going to name one Christmas and one New Years. Hey, can I see you between the holidays?

Im a computer nerd and Id love to byte your bits as you have a beautiful graphical interface.

Be unique and different, say yes.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Ive got the body of a Chippendale,.... he's buried under the patio at home.

About how drunk do you think I'd need to get you, for you to come home with me?

You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.

You look like someone who enjoys a challenge

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

Hi, my name is Chris. I'm funny, financially stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure.

You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?

I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

Buy me a beer, will ya hon?

Do you have a name or can I call you mine

What's wrong with the women in here? They just don't like gorgeous guys anymore...

I'm not drunk, I'm always a little unstable.

Id buy you a drink but if Im going to crash and burn I should do it sober.

My mother told me Id never find a girl like you. Can we go tell her she was wrong?

So, do you like fat guys with no money?

Here is $20. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

I'm gonna have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there.
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CP 10/2008, 1/3/11 {missing my babies every single day}Mommy to 4 Children - 3 boys ages 22, 21 and 18 & baby Scarlett
After 2.5 years TTC with 4 losses our Family was given the gift of Miss Scarlett
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Do not ever give up hope...


Miss Scarlett... Our miracle girl still brings happy tears to my eyes.



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October 17th, 2011, 02:56 PM
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LOL!
I remember one from my early single days- "Hi, I'm your future husband and father to your children"
LOL didn't work.
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October 17th, 2011, 04:18 PM
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I never had any pick up lines used until after I was married. DH uses them now as a joke.
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October 17th, 2011, 04:51 PM
missy123's Avatar Platinum Supermommy
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My now husband did not even use a pick up line - we were friends at the time. He just came out and kissed me and the rest is history...

I remember dancing in a club once - I think I was 27 and a guy came up and said "If you move your body like that during sex I think I would c*% in about 15 seconds". Yeah - like did he think that would work? I did get a free drink out of it though
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Pregnancy Loss April 2009, September 2010
CP 10/2008, 1/3/11 {missing my babies every single day}Mommy to 4 Children - 3 boys ages 22, 21 and 18 & baby Scarlett
After 2.5 years TTC with 4 losses our Family was given the gift of Miss Scarlett
.
Do not ever give up hope...


Miss Scarlett... Our miracle girl still brings happy tears to my eyes.



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