And my booby fell out

Morgans Mommy · #1 July 8th, 2011, 05:36 AM

So yesterday I was driving in to work and listening to Z100 on XM radio and the morning show had a bit called "And my booby fell out" where women would call in and tell their embarrassing stories of when they have had a wardrobe malfunction. It was hysterical!! I was laughing the whole way to work.

So, what is your "my booby/butt/anything else fell out" moment?

My story is....

About 5 years ago, I wore thong underwear exclusively. I was at work in my cute little suit. I had noticed earlier in the day when I was walking to the bathroom that it was a little breezy, but I was so busy I thought nothing of it. It wasn't until almost the END of the day that I realized that my pants had SPLIT and my tushy was exposed - and I had a freakin thong on. So, basically, I had walked around all day with my butt hanging out and none of my coworkers told me!! My dumba$$ should have realized what was going on when it felt breezy, but, I didn't notice at the time. It was a full moon at work that day!

BigGrin · #2 July 8th, 2011, 07:37 AM

I can't tell you how many times I felt "breezy" up top only to realize one or more buttons on my top were undone.

smika · #3 July 8th, 2011, 08:44 AM

A few years ago I was wearing a ratty old pair of jeans, and went to the supermarket. When I bent to get something off of the bottom shelf my pants totally split! I heard the rip, but it didn't sound to bad, so I kept shopping! Then an elderly woman behind me in check out whispered in my ear "Honey, it's a full moon!" I was mortified!

BabyLover · #4 July 8th, 2011, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by TMK914

A few years ago I was wearing a ratty old pair of jeans, and went to the supermarket. When I bent to get something off of the bottom shelf my pants totally split! I heard the rip, but it didn't sound to bad, so I kept shopping! Then an elderly woman behind me in check out whispered in my ear "Honey, it's a full moon!" I was mortified!

lol! At least she told you!

I can't think of anything off the top of my head that's too embarrassing. A couple weekends ago we were at a family function and I saw later in pictures that you could see my blue/white polka dot bra through my tshirt! I don't think anyone noticed though, because they would have said something...I think...maybe not? lol

MrsBauhaus · #5 July 8th, 2011, 02:42 PM

The seatbelt undid my blouse on my way to get my passport photo. the dude at the post office was like, "we're gonna need a different pic." Pretty sure he sent the mega cleavage one as well because I had my passport in 5 day - that was the summer when they were backlogged 4 months. sometimes it pays to play.

mom2myJo's · #6 July 8th, 2011, 04:50 PM

I was in marching band in high school. I was marching down the field and my button and zipper busted. I remember my pants coming down with every step and trying to squeeze my legs together to keep playing and my pants up but that didn't work. I stopped playing and held up my pants and marched off the field in formation. The section leaders showed me video of said humiliation later on and they never let me live this one down.

hearts.0nfire · #7 July 9th, 2011, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by TMK914

A few years ago I was wearing a ratty old pair of jeans, and went to the supermarket. When I bent to get something off of the bottom shelf my pants totally split! I heard the rip, but it didn't sound to bad, so I kept shopping! Then an elderly woman behind me in check out whispered in my ear "Honey, it's a full moon!" I was mortified!

I had something similar happen to me, but it was when I was hanging out with one of my guy friends. When I bent down it ripped on both sides of the back where it meets my thighs, but you could clearly see both cheeks. I didn't have a mirror to check it so I just tried to keep it hidden the best I could. Guess the guy didn't mind though because I talked to him a few months ago and he asked if I still had those pants. ...Guys...

Smashie · #8 July 9th, 2011, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Morgans Mommy

About 5 years ago, I wore thong underwear exclusively. I was at work in my cute little suit. I had noticed earlier in the day when I was walking to the bathroom that it was a little breezy, but I was so busy I thought nothing of it. It wasn't until almost the END of the day that I realized that my pants had SPLIT and my tushy was exposed - and I had a freakin thong on. So, basically, I had walked around all day with my butt hanging out and none of my coworkers told me!! My dumba$$ should have realized what was going on when it felt breezy, but, I didn't notice at the time. It was a full moon at work that day!

I have almost this exact same story! Went to the gym at lunch and put my pencil skirt back on, walked four blocks in downtown Washington, DC, back to my office and then walked all around the office for the next two hours before our IT guy finally took pity on me and whispered that my skirt wasn't zipped. (He was very sweet and embarrassed. I about died.)