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December 1st, 2011, 02:40 PM
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After days and weeks of combing the net reading all the experiences of BFN's that were really BFP's and all the guessing, waiting, charting, measuring, timing, poking and prodding, checking, DoingThe D (oh wait thats a bonus forget i added that), and the dreaded TWW and scrutininzing every little bump, gurlge and twinge, that everyone goes through only to be told when "test day" arrives when, again, its really a .

Here are my two cents

My conclusion IS... This is a CONSPIRACY created by all the HPT companies. They are alll in colusion with each other to make all the ladies out their trying to concieve absolutely LOCO!!! I believe they are doing this by intentially putting in at least 5 deffective tests per 8 tests (ive really thought this through)... I think secretly they get a little tickle everytime we get on the porcelain goddess and put our hands in places they dont belong they hope we will accidentally dribble on our hands and freak out and fall in the toilet!! I dunno that just my thought on the matter... And i think all of us women know this too!!!

BUT Yet we women go and take half the shelf of HPT's with us from the store to the bathroom and take them all in 5 minutes hoping for that sweet little symbol hope.... And in the longest two minutes of our life we pee on a stick and wait thinking please please please little pink line be there!?..........only to be crushed because our store was the only store that we just happened to visit, in the city we just happen to live in wasnt blessed enough to get anything but the defective HPT's!! DING DONG the wicked witch is not dead and we go out and buy the other half a shelf of HPT's!

And now its time for a group hug and a martini no wait martini's are bad for a TTCer so lets just google some more pregnancy sypmtoms


BABY DUST TO ALL

ps hope yall enjoyed that for a little giggle
(ive only bought one so far and it was BFN lol)
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December 21st, 2011, 09:24 PM
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lol! thanks for the laugh i needed that!
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December 23rd, 2011, 12:53 AM
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LOL! Too funny, thanks
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