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December 7th, 2005, 09:08 AM
Super Mommy
Join Date: May 2005
Location: BC, Canada
Posts: 763
Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell. The next day the devil stops
in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques
warming themselves around the fire.

The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"

The two guys reply, "Well, you know, we are from Canada, the land of snow
and ice and cold. We are just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit,
eh."

The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the
heat. The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed
in parkas, toques and mittens.

The devil asks them again, "It's awful hot down here, can't you guys feel
it?"

Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told ya yesterday, we are from
Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We are just happy for a chance to
warm up a little bit, eh."

This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix these two
guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing
and screaming everywhere. He stops by the room with the two guys from Canada
and finds them in light jackets and bucket
hats, grilling sausage and drinking beer.

The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you
two seem to be enjoying yourselves."

The two Canadians reply, "Well, ya know,we don't get too much warm weather
up there in Toronto so we have just got to have a cook-out when the
weather's THIS nice."

The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he
comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been
cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell.

The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging
everywhere; people are shivering so bad that they are unable to do anything
but wail, moan and gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the
room with the two Canadians. He gets there and finds them back in their
parkas, toques, and mittens. NOW they are jumping up and down, cheering,
yelling and screaming like mad men!!!

The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat your
happy. Now it's freezing cold and your still happy. What is wrong with you
two???"

The Torontonians look at the devil in surprise, "Well, don't you know? If
Hell freezes over, it must mean the Leafs have won the Stanley Cup."
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December 7th, 2005, 09:10 AM
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December 7th, 2005, 10:29 AM
nat81
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alright, alright... that WAS funny!!!
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December 7th, 2005, 10:54 AM
mrobinson
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I'm crying here...
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December 7th, 2005, 10:58 AM
mrobinson
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I have to go - I'm going to pee my pants!
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December 7th, 2005, 12:24 PM
Super Mommy
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Location: BC, Canada
Posts: 763
HAHAHAHA!!!
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