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  #1  
December 9th, 2005, 08:28 AM
mrobinson
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Write Santa!


Here's mine:


Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good Girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Michelle's Office party. It was Erin who spiked the punch with too much OJ. I can't help it if I drank 4 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like lavender.

I thought it was funny when I put Tayna's pants on my head and danced the chicken on the couch while singing `Ride Cowboy Ride'. I didn't mean to break Michelle's MP3 and don't know why Michelle would accuse me of stealing.

I don't remember calling Paul's wife a run horse---even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and yellow lipstick!

And when I threw up on Donna's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that lagazna.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my SUV through my neighbor's Fence. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a funny dog and have me arrested for toking!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all brillant and glossey. And I'm really not to blame for any of this childish stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and constantly yours,
Michelle (Really a nice Girl!)

P.S. It's only 4 bucks!
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December 9th, 2005, 09:51 AM
MamaBx3
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HAHAHAHAHA !
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December 9th, 2005, 11:15 AM
mrobinson
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LOL! Ya my fav part:

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all brillant and glossey.

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December 9th, 2005, 11:31 AM
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LOL My favorite part is where you put Tanya's pants on your head
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TTC #1:
5/20/05:
5/27/05:
5/28/05: miscarriage
08/27/05:
08/30/05: miscarriage
01/15/05: misdiagnosed with PCOS
08/29/06: first appt at fertility clinic (was already pregnant with dd and didn't know it)
08/31/06:
05/16/07: DD was born

TTC #2:
11/13/09: let's try again!
03/10/10: tests with new OB - everything totally normal for DH and I, no indication of pcos; officially diagnosed with "Unexplained Infertility"
04/21/10 - 10/13/10: 7 unsuccessful rounds of clomid with OB
11/13/10 - 14/23/11: 3 unsuccessful IUI's with clomid at fertility clinic
07/27/11: ER for IVF - retrieved 27; 17 were mature enough to fertilize; all 17 fertilized; 11 made it to day 3 embryos; 6 made it to day 6 blasts. Transferred 1, froze 5.
08/08/11: positive hpt!
08/13/11 - 08/20/11: positive blood test (186), but cramping and bleeding. 2 days later, blood at 275; 2 days later, blood at 21. Inevitable miscarriage.
10/13/11: start suprefact for first FET
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