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3 dogs stood at the gate to heaven, a Poodle, Yellow Lab and a Beagle...
St. Peter asks the Poodle "What did you do on earth that I should allow you into heaven?" (Thus proving this is a fictitious story btw...)
Poodle "I won many honors in the show ring, was a prime example of my breed and did my master proud"
St. Peter welcomes the Poodle into heaven.
Turning to the Lab he asks the same question and the Lab responds "I was a loyal, faithful companion to my master. When we went hunting I would swim through the bitter cold water (no drysuit either) and retrieved every duck my master shot down. On cold mornings I would curl up on his feet to keep him warm in the duck blind. I spent my life serving my master"
St. Peter also welcomes the Yellow Lab into heaven.
Turning to the Beagle he asks "And you my little friend, what did you accomplish on earth?"
Beagle "well lets see... I chewed my master's slippers, ran away from home every chance I got, tipped the garbage can over in the kitchen and drug trash from one end of the house to the other, jumped on the bed and pushed my master out in the mornings..."
St. Peter "Then why in the world did your master even keep you? What possible good did you ever bring into his life."