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July 6th, 2007, 07:53 AM
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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into the back of a truck, causing some damage.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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July 6th, 2007, 07:55 AM
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July 6th, 2007, 08:12 AM
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I've heard that before, but it's still funny
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July 6th, 2007, 08:35 AM
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July 6th, 2007, 09:03 AM
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July 6th, 2007, 01:04 PM
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Lmao!!! Thats really funny!!
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July 9th, 2007, 02:06 PM
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I've heard it before as well but it still made me laugh out loud!!
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July 9th, 2007, 02:33 PM
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