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DaniB+3 · #61 April 10th, 2012, 11:52 PM

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Has anyone accidently posted something totally wrong because their droid auto corrected?
For instance.... I posted once about my utensils and how it scheduled.
Was supposed to be my uterus ached

Man, I am the queen of awkward autocorrect fails! Some examples....

**I filled in at my old dental job last month, and while sitting there pumping on my lunch break John texted me asking what I was doing and I said that I was on a PIMPING break and it felt so good. I could literally FEEL him laughing through the phone.

**A few months ago I was coming home from a party and Miles was starving so John asked me how big of a bottle to make him. I tried to say make him a small one, but instead I said to make him an anal one that can keep him satisfied until I get home. Yikes.

**A couple of days ago I went to see Titanic 3D with the twins and my mom, and when I said I was tired John recommended that I get some caffeine. I tried to tell him that I was drinking a Cherry Coke I instead got autocorrected to "I am drunk and on coke." Can't make this stuff up!

jdt · #62 April 11th, 2012, 01:12 AM

Hahah dani. I haven't had any as good as that. Have you seen the website autocorrect. i can't remember the whole site's name but there are some pretty funny ones.

Mama.Angie · #63 April 11th, 2012, 10:24 AM

I LOVE/hate autocorrects!

My mother texted me around Christmas asking if I wanted anything while she was at the store. I wanted to reply "A pair of fluffy Christmas socks." Well it autocorrected to "A pair of fluffy Christmas d!cks"

Admin-Rachel · #64 April 11th, 2012, 10:28 AM

I just typed sick a bit ago and it autocorrected to dick. I guess I know which word I use more often, huh?

On that note, who's getting any?

Mama.Angie · #65 April 11th, 2012, 10:32 AM

Me me me! I got it TWICE in one day this past weekend! It's been years since that's happened!

Admin-Rachel · #66 April 11th, 2012, 10:39 AM

It's been a couple of days, but not from Neely's lack of trying. I blew him off last night. No no no, not that. I uh, told him no.

DaniB+3 · #67 April 11th, 2012, 10:52 AM

As I mentioned in the "How's Your Sex Life?" thread, John and I FINALLY broke our 2 month dryspell. It was a welcomed occasion

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Mama.Angie · #68 April 11th, 2012, 10:53 AM

Yay Dani!

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Originally Posted by Rachel

I blew him off last night.

Admin-Rachel · #69 April 11th, 2012, 01:54 PM

Glad your dryspell is over Dani!

Neely has band meeting tonight, but I told him last night to come home early and he'd get laid. I wonder which is more important to him?

w292737 · #70 April 11th, 2012, 03:01 PM

Jealous. Nuff said

Admin-Rachel · #71 April 11th, 2012, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by w292737

Jealous. Nuff said

Ah poo! I was hoping for some juicy news from you!

Also? is it bedtime yet?

w292737 · #72 April 11th, 2012, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Rachel

Ah poo! I was hoping for some juicy news from you!

Also? is it bedtime yet?

hopefully soon. not this weekend cuz of the race. BUT next weekend my mom is watching the girls. so he and I can go out. and I'd like to then... BUT his roommate will be home I'm sure, and I don't knwo how I feel about that.

Admin-Rachel · #73 April 11th, 2012, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by w292737

hopefully soon. not this weekend cuz of the race. BUT next weekend my mom is watching the girls. so he and I can go out. and I'd like to then... BUT his roommate will be home I'm sure, and I don't knwo how I feel about that.

Yeah that might be awkward. So excited for you!