[Admin-Rachel]

Dear Pharmacy Tech:

Thank you so much for screwing the cap on my son's antibiotic so tight that I needed help to open it. Ya know, help that wasn't home. So my sin had to wait 3 hours for his meds. So much for getting two doses in him today.

Pissed off mom.

Now your turn!

[FallinWoman]

Dear DH:
*Thanks* for coming home from your trip with DS#1 early. I am really going to appreciate dealing with a crabby toddler at 2 am when you get home.

[Dixana]

Dear Dale,
Figure out that when Im a crab for DAYS, hint several times, then come right out and say I need some mommy and daddy time, I don't mean next month I mean ASAfreakinP!!!!!!!!!
GAH!

[irishblessing]

Dear Dog Show Schedule Makers!

Can you not keep putting the German Shepherds on at 8 am!? Lets share some of the early morning misery with other breeds!!

[CoreenaC]

Dear sister,

Don't say if you get ppd it's because you're watching your nephew and don't whine to your secularly employed sister about your "working moms guilt" when you sit at home all day with your baby.

Love your sister who would gladly trade you places

[MommytoaMiracle]

Dear Best Friend-

Why do we have to run our errands so late today? 3pm is a very inconvenient time for me & Savannah but yet, it's on your watch, right? NOT.

Grr. Love your bff who is irritated at you right now.

[Mama.Angie]

Dear house,

Clean yourself already, it's 2012... it's time for a self cleaning houses.

Sincerely,
Your slave.

[Admin-Rachel]

Dear Daughter:

I love you. You're all grown up now and married with a child. Please act like it.

Love, Mom

[CoreenaC]

Dear DH,

I shouldn't have to ask you 5 times to get up with the baby so I can leave for work. Get your butt outta bed so I can go make the money!

Love,
Your exhausted, emotional DW

[Dee Darling 3]

Dear Bra Manufacturers:

Just because I have big boobs does not mean that the rest of my body is big! Also, could you make more sizes available! I should NOT have to go to a plus size women's clothing store to find bras that fit me when I wear a size 8-10!!!!

Your sincerely frustrated, big-boobed customer.




Dear Daycare Providers,

Yes my daughter is small and there are younger babies bigger than her. BUT, just because she is small, doesn't mean she can't hold her own in the 6-12 month room. You will only limit her development by not allowing her to move up with the next opening. You may witness totally mommy rage if you skip her, AGAIN!

Furiously frustrated mom

[Admin-Rachel]

Dear Children,

stop eating. I'm not made of money.

Love,

going broke feeding you

[Dixana]

Dear idiot Df,
Just because you have decided to work close to home does not mean you get to change the rules with kids.
Bedtime is 9, everyday, no exceptions.
A 4 year old does not need to drink mt dew. Neither does your little piglet 7 yr old.
The kids make their stinking beds in the morning (.) Don't like it? Then walk your butt up there and do it yourself.
I do NOT tolerate the hitting, biting, name calling, and general violence that goes on with the kids. Tird of listening to me yell and dole out punishments? Start helping me fricken parent instead of letting them do wth they want.

Your VERY irritated gf.

[babi_lovin11]

Dear DF,

I miss & Love you very much, I hope you can come home soon

[mccaroline]

Dear neighbours

Turn off the music!! I'm getting sick of listening to the bass coming through the walls all day and all night. At very least turn it down, I know you're students but its time to learn some respect for others.

Your tired, frustrated neighbour

[w292737]

Dear S:

thank you

Love,
Me

[babi_lovin11]

Dear Carter,

Thanks for showing me your new "trick" at 5:45 am and scaring the CRAP out of me (he pulled himself up on his crib o_O ) Oh and thanks for staying awake and making mommy get out of bed at 6am.

Love, a very tired Mommy.

[Dee Darling 3]

Dear Sandman,

Would you please stop giving DH so much dream sleep and give the kids a little more? It'd be nice if I wasn't the only one up with the kids on the weekends.

One tired mommy

[Dixana]

Dear germs:

Please get out of my house. We have way too much going on this weekend for me to still ne coughing and my son to be throwing up.

Thanks, me.

[Dee Darling 3]

Dear Springtime weather,

Could you make arrangements with Mr. Sun to be around on the weekends when we have nothing planned? I'd like to get more garden beds ready before it's June.

Thanks,

Overworked gardener

[Admin-Rachel]

Dear Neely:

I'm sorry if you're annoyed at my frustration with your schedule. Get over it or stop making so many plans that keep you away from home on the weekend.