OK... so I am starting Curves tonight, so I had to get my starting measurements. I knew they weren't going to be pretty...
Bust: 42
Waist: 36.5
Abdomen: 43.5
Hips: 46
Thighs: 25.75
Arm: 13.5
Weight: 180.5
Body fat: 36.8 %

BMI: 32
ick. that's all I have to say about that.
And... as if the numbers weren't enough, the photo proof that I desperately need to lose weight: