[Shadeauxe]

Bring out your corny jokes!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Elephino (audible)

[KatyG]

So, two muffins are sitting in an oven...
One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's hot in here!" The other says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin!"

[shanirah]

I don't know any bad jokes, but I had a boss once that loved to tell blonde jokes. His favorite was...

A blonde walks into a bank in NYC and asks for a loan for $2000. They ask her what she has for collateral and she tells them she has a brand new Porsche. They agree to the trade and she goes on her way with the $2000 and they put her brand new Porsche in their parking garage, laughing at her the whole time.

2 weeks later she comes back and pays back the $2000 and the $12 dollar interest. As they are bringing her Porsche around, the banker that gave her the loan says to her "We checked you out while you were gone and you are a billionare. Why did you need the $2000?" As she is taking her keys, she replies "Where else in New York City can I leave my Porsche, knowing it will be safe and secure for 2 weeks and only pay $12?"

Smart blonds!

[Shadeauxe]

What's red and smells like blue paint?


Red paint.

[shanirah]

What's the Internet's favorite animal?
The lynx.

[queenofthecastle]

Where does the king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies

[ub33422]

Originally Posted by queenofthecastle

Where does the king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies

^^ had to think about that one a bit... sorry I'm a little slow today.... haha

[Shadeauxe]

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut of its nose.

[queenofthecastle]

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because gorillas have big fingers.

[Shadeauxe]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.