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my DHs best friend has a 4 year old. Apparently he thought it would be cute to walk around the grocery store asking people if they would like tickets. After asking he would pause and then continue with ..." Tickets to the gun show" while showing his muscles and saying "bang bang" after every time he flexed.
When my niece was about 4, she lost her front teeth. She would proudly show anybody that was willing to look. One day, she was showing the store clerk her missing teeth. She said, "Hey, look I have no teeth..................just like you!!!!!" lol
The clerk had no front teeth. It was so hard not to laugh. She's said so many funny things. She was one of the funniest kids ever.
Ill probably think of a million more throughout the day but my friends son was an early talker and at just 2 years old he decided to make up his own saying for when he got frustrated so he started saying "OH BOOGERS" at the top of his lungs. He's almost 3 now and the other night I was baby sitting cause his mom had a party and she got home and he's like "are you done at the party? Are you going to go upstairs and put on pajamas and glasses and your naked face?
When Lily was around age 2 we were at a bounce house place with a Thomas the Train bouncer. I asked her what she wanted to eat for lunch and she yelled "I want to eat c**k!" All the moms were staring at me and I was mortified. It took me about 5 minutes to realize she was saying "I want to eat the clock!" (there was a clock on the Thomas bouncer) and she was making a joke I started super loudly repeating her like "Oh, you want to eat the clock! You're so silly, Hahahaha" and then I ran out of there with her
Lol these are hilarious! A good pick me up for a stressed out mama As a teacher I have soo many, but I'll just share something funny DS did when he was about 2. For about a week or two I was no longer "mommy" but "babe" or "honey" (what DH calls me). I'd pick him up from school and he'd yell "hi honey" and when he woke up in the morning he'd scream "BABE! HONEY!" it was super funny.
Thanks so much *Kiliki* for my awesome summer siggie!
once for a week my friends daughter was staying with DH and I and I think she was about 3 and pretty much the whole time she was following our dog sadie around "interpreting" for her and telling us what she was saying. And every time she would use this really really high pitched voice and tell a whole story as the dog and it always ended with "that's niiiice baby!" It probably doesnt seem that funny but I will never forget it.
You all have never met my daughter. She has the BEST sense of humor EVER, as long as it is not directed at her. And she will cut you with them, straight face and all. I told a joke at dinner a few weeks ago and she stares at me like I am a fool. Dude, I thought it was hilarious. She looks at me stone cold and said "knock knock" I said who is there, she replies "you, with a terrible joke!" really?
Then a few years back a friend of mine was helping me clean her room and she had a "teacher vest" ya know the kind with appliques and sequins. My friend said HAHA, toryn you have a teacher vest. Toryn, stone cold said....So what...I'm still a rock star with the head bob and sassy look and all.
I will have to come back as I think of more
Ethan Michael 6*13*2000, Toryn Elizabeth 6*18*04, Julian Alexander 2*8*08, Jaxson Lea 5*4*12
While giving a vocabulary portion of a speech/language test during my student teaching to a 2nd grader: Me: "What does the word Bamboo mean? Tell me everything you know about bamboo" Kid: "I know bamboo! That's that kind of a monkey which has a purple butt!" hahahaha noooo not Baboon. LOL