So my DH got the **** scared out of him this morning. I was also the one to cause it, but totally did not mean to! So here's the story, and don't mind the TMI:
Anyways, I got up this am to go pee while DH laid in bed a few more minutes. Our bathroom is in the hallway off of our bedroom, so you can pretty much hear what goes on in there lol. So I get to the bathroom, start to pee and the LOUDEST, most nasty toot starts. And IT WON'T STOP. I try to stop peeing so I can stop being gassy, and it works, but then I start laughing hysterically at myself, and even worse every laugh makes another toot come out. I COULD NOT CONTROL IT. I'm sitting there laughing uncontrollably, farting, sitting on the toilet. Not my proudest moment. So all the sudden DH comes bursting out of the bedroom asking "what's wrong?!" He thought I was crying instead of laughing (which ok they kind of do sound alike, especially in sleepy state of mind) and was freaking out thinking I had lost the baby or was bleeding or something. When I explained I was laughing because I couldn't stop farting he about passed out from scared relief. I felt SO bad! He was shaking like a leaf, I totally didn't mean to scare him, and it took him a good 15 minutes to finally feel better. Poor guy, I'll have to be more careful with all of my bodily functions from here on out...
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Poor guy! But bless him for being so "on the ball". This morning, I woke up and had this same kind of gas of which you speak. But instead of my DH worrying, he just doubled over laughing. 
05.24.2011
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