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So my DH got the **** scared out of him this morning. I was also the one to cause it, but totally did not mean to! So here's the story, and don't mind the TMI:
Anyways, I got up this am to go pee while DH laid in bed a few more minutes. Our bathroom is in the hallway off of our bedroom, so you can pretty much hear what goes on in there lol. So I get to the bathroom, start to pee and the LOUDEST, most nasty toot starts. And IT WON'T STOP. I try to stop peeing so I can stop being gassy, and it works, but then I start laughing hysterically at myself, and even worse every laugh makes another toot come out. I COULD NOT CONTROL IT. I'm sitting there laughing uncontrollably, farting, sitting on the toilet. Not my proudest moment. So all the sudden DH comes bursting out of the bedroom asking "what's wrong?!" He thought I was crying instead of laughing (which ok they kind of do sound alike, especially in sleepy state of mind) and was freaking out thinking I had lost the baby or was bleeding or something. When I explained I was laughing because I couldn't stop farting he about passed out from scared relief. I felt SO bad! He was shaking like a leaf, I totally didn't mean to scare him, and it took him a good 15 minutes to finally feel better. Poor guy, I'll have to be more careful with all of my bodily functions from here on out...
I know! Seriously this gas is impossible to control! And we have to let it out or it just plain hurts! I know I must be farting all night in my sleep too, and at this point I couldn't blame the poor guy for going to sleep in the guest room lolol.
Thank you Bokkechick for my beautiful siggy!
Always Remembering Our Baby Angels - 4/2011 and 4/2012
This is hilariousness squared! Your poor hubby probably had a heart attack and here it was a gassy giggle fit.. AHHH these are the days that we will remember forever... The ones that we will be insane enough to tell our children's girlfriends/boyfriends when we are older and have like NO filter. GOOODDD timeeeeesssss..............
LOL the same thing happened to me this morning when I was in the bathroom and DH heard and I just say WHHOOOPs and started laughing and then he made some kind of gunfire comment and laughed and then I got angry that he was making fun of me...