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September 19th, 2012, 06:30 PM
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Jokes!!
I was sooo bored today, here are some jokes I found while surfing the internet out of boredem.

Q. What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model?
A. Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.

Q. Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
A. Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.

Q. Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A. When the kids are in college.

Q. How long is the average woman in labor?
A. Whatever she says, divided by two.

Anyone know any other good ones?
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September 19th, 2012, 06:32 PM
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those are GREAT!
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September 19th, 2012, 06:41 PM
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Too funny. I haven't heard any pregnant jokes for a few years
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September 19th, 2012, 06:46 PM
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Thank you! Very funny!
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September 19th, 2012, 07:06 PM
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Very entertaining!!! Lol
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I told the first one to my husband, and before I told him the punch line he says, "Like a thousand pounds" thanks honey.
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September 19th, 2012, 08:34 PM
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I told the first one to my husband, and before I told him the punch line he says, "Like a thousand pounds" thanks honey.
Hes in trouble!! Lol
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I loved the first one!!
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