I received this email and thought it was hilarious! Rebecca's thread about the funny things kids say made me think of it.
Oh, the innocence of children!
Quote from the mom:
"This is my kindergartner's artistic rendering of a pair of scissors. I wonder what his teacher thought. I allowed myself just a small smirk when I saw it. I waited until he was out of the room before I started crying, from laughing so hard."
(Scroll down to see the scissors.)