Oh, come on!! You know the pattern!!! Three guesses, and they'd better all be an ear infection!

*banging head*
Her right tube is coming out, and the dr. said it's a cloudy soupy mix of SNOT!
Yeah, ok. That's our update!
I am reading up on all your lives...I may not comment, but I am so happy to hear everyone's good news, and I am SO glad you are back, Debbie!

*resumes head banging*
Don't mind me...I'll just be over here relieving the pain...*bang, bang bang*