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May 24th, 2010, 11:20 AM
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Step 1: Sell or give away all of your baby clothes and gear. Well you can keep the crib, you know - just in case.

Step 2: Go buy 2 boxes of tampons. Because you have a coupon, or because they are buy one get one free, it doesn't matter. A huge box from Costco will also suffice.

Step 3 Go out and buy new clothes for the summer. New shorts, pants, tops, whatever you can use in the next 6 months.

Step 4: Stock up on your favorite summer beverages like Twisted Tea and Hard Lemonade. Torture or motivation, you decide.

Step 5: Have a big blow out fight with your DH during the 2ww that makes you wonder what the hell you were thinking TTC. Then take a week to make up just in time to start testing.



With this magical combination you will be on your way to an awesome 9 month adventure.
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May 24th, 2010, 11:32 AM
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May 24th, 2010, 11:42 AM
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Nice!
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May 24th, 2010, 12:00 PM
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hehe. For my birthday last year, DH gave me like $300 to buy summer clothes because I had lost so much weight from having nursed Walter so long. I thought it would take me forever to get pregnant. I ended up getting pregnant that month and couldn't fit into any of my size 0 shorts for long. doh!
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May 24th, 2010, 01:26 PM
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Can you clarify step 4 please. Is that Jack's Hard Lemonade? Or another brand?

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May 24th, 2010, 02:03 PM
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Can you clarify step 4 please. Is that Jack's Hard Lemonade? Or another brand?

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That would be Mikes Hard Lemonade.
Excellent to mix with home made sweet tea.
maybe next summer...
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May 24th, 2010, 03:46 PM
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Haha if only it was that easy!!! I'm gonna try the tea and hard lemonade next weekend! I've never had it before sounds good!
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May 24th, 2010, 04:33 PM
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Mmmm... I remember Mike's Hard Lemonade

and Brandi's magic concoction:

sloppy drunken birthday sex on the roof of your car...

added to signing adoption papers

I hope it works for her again!
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May 24th, 2010, 06:08 PM
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funny i bought 2 boxes of tampons last month too.

i just to think....i almost bought some summer clothes this weekend at the mall.
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May 24th, 2010, 07:28 PM
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Last time paying my 90 bucks to sign up for a marathon worked. I thought it would take forever to get pregnant and turned out it didn't. This time I only signed up for the half marathon thinking I would get pregnant right away again. Nope. Wish I signed up for he full. Stinking mupheys law.
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May 25th, 2010, 07:54 AM
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So, I think I got it down. I feel like I'm missing a step, though....oh wait! I got it!!! A HUSBAND!!!!!
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May 25th, 2010, 08:22 AM
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LOL@ Wendy!!!

Hmmm.. I bought summer clothes on Sunday. I drank rum and coke last night.. and we got a little cuddly last night too after a pretty big (for us) argument (over a chiropractor of all things). A week ago I was going through old clothes and bagging up some of Meg's younger clothes to put away for the future. I left the bag on the floor and DH threw it out with the trash ().. so I kinda got rid of baby stuff.

Eh... Im trying!
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May 25th, 2010, 09:15 AM
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Wendy!!!

Heather, it counts! I think you have all those things in place... now... we just need that confirmed BFP I've got my FX soooo tightly for you, sweetie!
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May 25th, 2010, 09:21 AM
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LOL @ HEATHER! You've got the list down pat! Way to go!
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If only it were so easy...

Still funny though and I suddenly am craving Mike's Hard Lemonade.
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May 26th, 2010, 10:23 AM
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Hmm... Well that's the problem. I'm so not following this list. Maybe I'll swing buy Costco this week and get an industrial size case of tampons!
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This cracked me up!
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