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  #1  
February 4th, 2008, 02:32 PM
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Okay, lifted from an earlier thread...but if you had a t-shirt you wore around during pregnancy to stave off the dumb questions, what would yours say? Some of you saw it already, but here is mine...

I am due May 21
Yes, I am sure about that
No, it is not twins
Yes, I am sure about that
He's a boy
Yes, I am sure about that, too
No, we weren't "trying" for a girl, if we were, we would have adopted
Yes, there really, again, is just one in here
No he wasn't a surprise
Yes, that is my belly button, please don't touch it, I wouldn't stick my finger in yours, so please don't touch mine.
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February 4th, 2008, 02:39 PM
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I think mine would just say:

"Im pregnant and you can F--- Off"

At least, thats the mood Im in right now... Man can men piss you of in like half a second or what?
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February 4th, 2008, 03:04 PM
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Mine would probably go something like.

It's a boy.
I'm due May 7th.
And no, you may not touch me unless you're the doctor here to give me my epidural.
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  #4  
February 4th, 2008, 03:08 PM
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I am pregnant with my 3rd
do not touch
yes I am married
yes they are all my husbands
no you can't touch my stomach.
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  #5  
February 4th, 2008, 04:01 PM
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Mine would say:

I'm not fat - I'm pregnant.
I swear!

Heehee - I think I just look really, really thick and bloated. Ugh - and my butt has spread like nobody's business!
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February 4th, 2008, 04:04 PM
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Mine would mirror most of yours.

Yes, I'm pregnant.
May 15th
No, we don't know.
I feel fine.
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February 4th, 2008, 04:04 PM
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I agree with the I'm not fat I'm pregnant one too...cuz I look bloated and fat, esp since my butt got a lot wider I always hope ppl don't see me out eating somewhere like "god look at that woman, what a blob!"
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February 4th, 2008, 04:29 PM
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Heehee - I think I just look really, really thick and bloated. Ugh - and my butt has spread like nobody's business![/b]
Your sooooo funny!! I look in the mirror daily and wonder what has grown more, my tummy or my bummy!!!


Mine would say:

Happy Preggo On Her Way To Dairy Queen!!


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February 4th, 2008, 04:52 PM
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I think mine would just say:

"Im pregnant and you can F--- Off"

At least, thats the mood Im in right now... Man can men piss you of in like half a second or what?[/b]
ROTFLMAO! You are TOO funny! Can I have a shirt like yours?!

Ok, I guess mine would say:

It's a baby.
Don't ask me anything else.
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February 4th, 2008, 05:38 PM
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I think mine would just say:

"Im pregnant and you can F--- Off"[/b]
perfect.

The only problem with having all your information on your shirt would be
someone to lazy or stupid to read it---

"What's your shirt say?"
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February 4th, 2008, 06:30 PM
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Well, mine would be a little different than most...

Yes, I'm pregnant
No, it's not my husband's child
Actually, it's not mine either
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February 4th, 2008, 06:32 PM
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Mine would say:

Yes I am due in May. You don't need to point out constantly that I am not showing a lot for being this far along! Just shutup about it!
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February 4th, 2008, 07:12 PM
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Well, mine would be a little different than most...

Yes, I'm pregnant
No, it's not my husband's child
Actually, it's not mine either[/b]

That would be so funny! The look on people's faces would be priceless!
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February 4th, 2008, 08:22 PM
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Well, mine would be a little different than most...

Yes, I'm pregnant
No, it's not my husband's child
Actually, it's not mine either[/b]

That would be so funny! The look on people's faces would be priceless!
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Actually, I get that A LOT anyway! Because people are always asking me if this is my first, etc, etc. So I tell them that I have two girls, but that this one isn't actually mine...and then I pause for a couple of seconds before I tell them it's a surrogacy. The reactions can be quite funny until they know I'm a surrogate.

I got this look when I went to get the blood testing for my Rhogam shot. The form had a space on it for the baby's father's birth date. I told the receptionist that I didn't know the year off the top of my head. You could just see she was trying to process the fact that I was pregnant, had a wedding band, but didn't know the baby's fathers birth year. LOL! She looked relieved when I told her this is a surrogacy.
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February 4th, 2008, 09:07 PM
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<span style="font-family:Georgia">Mine would say: Pregnant and Gotta Pee. Also, You Gonna Eat That?

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February 5th, 2008, 12:50 AM
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Yes I am pregnant.
Do I know you?
Then stop asking questions!
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February 5th, 2008, 04:29 AM
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Mine would say
"hey, did you know a pregnant woman can plea temporary insanity in a court of law? Now what was that about my size??"
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February 5th, 2008, 06:29 PM
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lol I love this topic! mine would say

Yes I am pregnant
yes I am that far along
yes it takes me forever to show
yes I know I am going to have 2 so close together
shut up
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February 5th, 2008, 07:15 PM
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lol I love this topic! mine would say

Yes I am pregnant
yes I am that far along
yes it takes me forever to show
yes I know I am going to have 2 so close together
shut up [/b]
Glad to hear that I'm not the only one hearing about how I'm not showing much. It is so annoying!

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lol I love this topic! mine would say

Yes I am pregnant
yes I am that far along
yes it takes me forever to show
yes I know I am going to have 2 so close together
shut up [/b]
Glad to hear that I'm not the only one hearing about how I'm not showing much. It is so annoying!
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February 5th, 2008, 07:26 PM
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Mine would say "Yes I'm sure It's A Boy"!!!
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