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Call me maybe- pregnancy parody


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February 15th, 2013, 07:35 PM
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So I had my glucose test today. Blah. But it did leave me with an hour to sit around and do nothing. Why, yes I could have been productive and worked on paperwork but why do that when a parody is begging to be written? So I took my hour to write a love song to all the people out there who say crazy things to preggos especially the random strangers who feel the need to comment (see previous post- Sadly, I'm not the only victim) Enjoy!

Call Me Maybe- Pregnancy Remix

Verse 1:

I threw a wish in the well
My weight gain? Iíll never tell.
My bellyís starting to swell.
Iím in the family way.

A babyís always a gift,
Sweet hands and fingers to kiss.
I wasnít planning on this.
But now heís on his way.

Bridge:
Oh yes Iím showin.
My bellyís a growin.
And you want to knowin
If Iím growin two babies?

Chorus:
Hey, I just met you.
That questionís crazy.
I know Iím big, but
Thereís just one baby.

Yep. My jeans are tight
The panelís stretchy
Cause now Iím rockin
Ma-ter-ni-ty

Hey, I just met you.
That questionís crazy.
Yes, thatís my due date
There ainít no maybe.

And all the older moms
They try to sway me.
Thanks for the lecture
But itís my baby

Verse 2:
I know Iím starting to slow
But thatís just normal you know
And boy, when I have to go
Donít get in my way.

Iím having trouble with sleep.
Sometimes I randomly weep
And when Iím trying to speak
I forget what to say

- Bridge + Chorus-

Before he came into my life
I wasnít so round, and I could bend down.
I wasnít so, so round.

Before he came into my life
I wasnít so round, and I could bend down.
I wasnít so, so round.

Hey, I just met you.
That questionís crazy.
I know Iím big, but
Thereís just one baby.



Ps- Totally rocked the glucose test. Had to get below a 135 and I passed with a 90, definitely worth abstaining from the v-day treats yesterday. Whoop, whoop- pass the candy, please!
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February 15th, 2013, 07:53 PM
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LOVE IT!!

That's awesome
And yay! Congrats on passing your glucose test
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February 15th, 2013, 10:55 PM
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Hilarious!!! Omg you are a lyrical genius. You need to make a YouTube video ad go viral!
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February 16th, 2013, 12:44 AM
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I agree---genius!! Record it on video...go viral...get rich! Haha!!!
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February 16th, 2013, 06:49 AM
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Love it - creative! Good job!
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February 16th, 2013, 08:55 AM
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OMG, that is AWESOME!!!!!
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February 16th, 2013, 05:55 PM
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That is great!!
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February 16th, 2013, 06:02 PM
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lol...thats AWESOME! You need to get that one out on youtube!
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February 16th, 2013, 06:47 PM
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Loved it!! and grats on passing
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February 16th, 2013, 11:11 PM
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That ROCKED!!! LoL! You are one talented momma!
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