Solicitors

WishingStar · #1 August 17th, 2008, 11:05 PM

We get a lot of solicitors around here. One of our neighbors, made up this sign to print out and put up. It's funny, I might just use it!!! Michael thought we should put it on our answering machine!!! (the guy who made it actually had the first part typed out in 5 languages):

No Solicitation !
No Trespassing !

ATTENTION SOLICITORS:

We already know Jesus

We have an alarm

We have chosen our charities

We shop for the things we need

We steal magazines from the Doctor�s office

By the orders of my psychiatrist:

Do not knock on the door
Do not ring the doorbell
Do not disturb my peace

Consider yourself warned.

Thank you!

#2 August 17th, 2008, 11:06 PM

hahahaaahaaaaaaaaa

Mom2Nat&Ry · #3 August 17th, 2008, 11:13 PM

That is great!

We don't have that problem way out here. The only people who have came are Jehovah Witnesses.

ragmama · #4 August 18th, 2008, 06:41 AM

That is awesome. Definitely, definitely need that on my door - the Jehovah's Witnesses don't take a hint around here.

mommylicious · #5 August 18th, 2008, 07:14 AM

That is so funny!

I might need to steal this from you Talia!

Chunky Monkey · #6 August 18th, 2008, 09:13 AM

The only ones we usually get are the Jehova's Whitnesses...Scott comes to the door for that one and tells them we worship Satan

You should see how fast they get out of our yard.

Scott's dad actually has a Satanic bible he confiscated from someone when he was on the police department. He has it in the closet by the door. When one comes to the door he holds it out to him. Gee I wonder where Scott got the idea from

BTW Scott and his family are methodist. We get rid of them easier with the satanic talk.

ragmama · #7 August 18th, 2008, 10:53 AM

LOL! That's hilarious, although I don't think I could do it. I just tell them that we have a church, we've been going there since DH and I were children, and I don't want to waste their time. And then I actually have to close the door and walk away from it or they'll keep talking anyway. Geez.

WishingStar · #8 August 18th, 2008, 12:51 PM

LOL Holly, that's funny.

I usually take the pamphlet from the JW's and toss it. Or I tell them that both me and my daughter had blood transfusions, so we're not going to their Heaven, and why go to a church that has a Heaven I can't go to? LOL!!!

I will send it in it's big word format (looks much nicer) to anyone who wants it!!