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We get a lot of solicitors around here. One of our neighbors, made up this sign to print out and put up. It's funny, I might just use it!!! Michael thought we should put it on our answering machine!!! (the guy who made it actually had the first part typed out in 5 languages):
No Solicitation !
No Trespassing !
We already know Jesus
We have an alarm
We have chosen our charities
We shop for the things we need
We steal magazines from the Doctor’s office
By the orders of my psychiatrist:
Do not knock on the door
Do not ring the doorbell
Do not disturb my peace
The only ones we usually get are the Jehova's Whitnesses...Scott comes to the door for that one and tells them we worship Satan You should see how fast they get out of our yard.
Scott's dad actually has a Satanic bible he confiscated from someone when he was on the police department. He has it in the closet by the door. When one comes to the door he holds it out to him. Gee I wonder where Scott got the idea from
BTW Scott and his family are methodist. We get rid of them easier with the satanic talk.
Thank you KimberlyD0 for my absolutely beautiful siggy!
LOL! That's hilarious, although I don't think I could do it. I just tell them that we have a church, we've been going there since DH and I were children, and I don't want to waste their time. And then I actually have to close the door and walk away from it or they'll keep talking anyway. Geez.
mom to Rachael, 9 ~ Milly, 5 ~ foster mom to R, 1
I usually take the pamphlet from the JW's and toss it. Or I tell them that both me and my daughter had blood transfusions, so we're not going to their Heaven, and why go to a church that has a Heaven I can't go to? LOL!!!
I will send it in it's big word format (looks much nicer) to anyone who wants it!!