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Well this story is too humerous I had to share..
As Ive stated before my boobs have become a small continent unto themselves. Normally a DD they are now at least two cup sizes above that...Not sure exactly how big theyve become...well for those of you who think bigger boobs are grand lol
I had just started to wake up as lil man was up and using my bladder as a trampoline I had to go to the bathroom!! Well I had fallen asleep on my side...arms out in front of me...well apparently my boobs had flopped over my bottom arm as I slept...cutting off all circulation in my arm...so as I slowly woke up it dawned on me....my arm felt dead!! Like it felt like a Rubber glove filled with jelly and I couldnt move it myself. I freaked out. In my freaking out to move my boobs off my arm to get circulation back in it hoping I hadnt killed my arm I knocked over my glass of water on my nightstand(must have water for my fun pregnancy symptom...dry mouth at night) and the glass of water procedes to fall over onto my cats head...who poor thing she decided to sleep next to the bed on the floor....she in turn freaks out gets up to run out of the room...misses the door in her shock and hits the wall. Meanwhile I hear my DD over the baby monitor in her room talking in her sleep about Elmo. Just then....I sneeze. Massively sneeze. And since I was freaking out over my arm....feeling bad for the cat....and distracted by DD talking in her sleep. I forgot to clench down. And I peed my pants. All because my boobs are now so large Im pretty sure they have their own gravitational pull and maybe a few small moons orbiting them.
It took 5 minutes to get the feeling back in my arm. Another 10 minutes for the pins and needles to go away. I have now been rudely awakened by wetting myself. The cat is soaking wet and refuses to accept my apology or even look me in the eye. And DD is sleeping in for me past 7 for the first time in weeks and instead of getting to enjoy sleeping in I am wide awake and obviously sharing with you all....Soooo hope this gives ya something to chuckle over this morning.
Oh no! What a way to wake up! My arms fall asleep a lot while I'm sleeping. I guess I lay on them in my sleep? Always have, but it is really hard to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night with an arm that doesn't work! Haha.
Coming from the leader of the itty bitty titty committee the letter 'F' sounds VERY scary as a boob size...like holy heck I feel very sorry for you hopefully those things go down or you may not be able to walk! I thought my 'd' cup were huge porn star boobies with dd lol...but 'f' or larger I'd be worried I would suffocate my babies! Poor Karry!