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March 22nd, 2013, 09:44 AM
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What are some funnies your kids (or kids you know) have said recently?

I was changing the other day and H walks in. I really need a lock on my door. I don't have issues with being naked in front of him yet, but sometimes I don't want an audience! Anyway, he comes over to me as I'm putting on my PJ's and reaches up to my boob and goes, "Mommy, you sooo pretty with your booby." A couple days prior he was in the tub and I was putting away his laundry and walked by the bathroom. He was standing up and looking at himself and called for me when he saw me walking by. I came back to him and he asks me if he has a big penis. I was like," ummmmmm, uhhhhh SURE?!??!" And he says, "Yeah, I do! Cause I'm big and strong!" and then went back to playing with his boats.
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March 22nd, 2013, 09:48 AM
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My nephew was playing with his little sister this morning (He's 3 1/2, she's 22 months.) and when she didn't play the way he wanted her to, he told her "becc.a mich.elle youre about to be banished and bad!" lol! Cracks me up!

He also does sweet things like telling her "you're my best friend so I just love you most"

My kids on the other hand are rotten and don't say must that makes me laugh when I'm not crazy lol
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For dh birthday we made him a cake and was going to sing happy birthday to him when he got home. All day I was trying to teach them the birthday song. He came home and we lit the candles Alyssa starts singing "Happy boooobie happy booobie" It has stuck and now my son sings it too. Now they sing it in the store when they see balloons too.
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in a public bathroom the other day and my three year old announced loudly "Mom! you have a really hairy pee-pee".... thanks honey

My kids are good at that...
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March 22nd, 2013, 10:40 AM
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in a public bathroom the other day and my three year old announced loudly "Mom! you have a really hairy pee-pee".... thanks honey

My kids are good at that...
OMG I would have quietly and quickly got out of there lol!!!!!
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March 22nd, 2013, 10:45 AM
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OMG I would have quietly and quickly got out of there lol!!!!!

Thankfully, no one else was in there except my older girls!! Otherwise i think I would have died of embarrassment!
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March 22nd, 2013, 11:08 AM
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Kids are too funny! My DD is older now but when she was little my mom was her sitter for the most part and my mom had a partial for 1 tooth and it snaps into place....my DD comes out of the room to my mom saying Nana can you close this barrette for me and my mom looks down and she had her partial all wrapped up in her hair!!!!! The little silver piece reminded her of a barrette I laughed so hard when she told me I cried because my DD was soo serious about it being a barrette and her barrette at that!
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March 22nd, 2013, 11:23 AM
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in a public bathroom the other day and my three year old announced loudly "Mom! you have a really hairy pee-pee".... thanks honey

My kids are good at that...
I almost spit out my drink! Too funny!
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March 22nd, 2013, 05:18 PM
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in a public bathroom the other day and my three year old announced loudly "Mom! you have a really hairy pee-pee".... thanks honey

My kids are good at that...
HAHAHAHA!!!! That's sooo hilarious!

I'm completely drawing a blank on funny things my kids say, but they do it all the time. I'll come back and post some when I'm not having mommy brain!
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March 22nd, 2013, 05:59 PM
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The other day my 4 year old called me into the bathroom to show me that he has 2 weewee's. I tried to explain to him that the other thing wasn't a weewee Later I told my DH about it, Luke overheard, and dropped trou to show off his double weewee again. Boys!
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