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March 30th, 2013, 04:45 PM
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Sometimes babies will get friendly with daddy's nipples!
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March 30th, 2013, 05:41 PM
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I am going to find it so hilarious when that happens. I had a kitten once that latched on to my boyfriend's nipples (it was a young stray, VERY young) when he was holding her at just the right height- hilarious. for some reason men thinks this emasculates them... and i think that's hilarious.
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March 30th, 2013, 06:13 PM
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They can shoot poop across the room! Lol.
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March 30th, 2013, 09:12 PM
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They can projectile vomit across the room.
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March 31st, 2013, 05:58 AM
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They can projectile vomit across the room.
You beat me to this one!

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Sometimes babies will get friendly with daddy's nipples!
And I would laugh my a** off if this ever happened! The look on my hubby's face would be priceless!!!!
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March 31st, 2013, 03:59 PM
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The first meconium diaper. OMG lol, no one told me about that one!
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March 31st, 2013, 04:02 PM
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The first few weeks you coast on adrenaline and the excitement of having a new baby.
Around week 3, you really start to feel the sleep deprivation, so plan ahead (food, help, etc).
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March 31st, 2013, 04:23 PM
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The first few weeks you coast on adrenaline and the excitement of having a new baby.
Around week 3, you really start to feel the sleep deprivation, so plan ahead (food, help, etc).
agree and double agree!

when you bring them home (especially the first one) you may wonder how and when you were qualified to do this.
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March 31st, 2013, 04:31 PM
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If you have a baby boy he WILL pee in your mouth
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March 31st, 2013, 05:25 PM
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If you have a baby boy he will find his penis by 3 months and it will be his best friend.
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March 31st, 2013, 05:36 PM
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If you have a baby boy he will find his penis by 3 months and it will be his best friend.
Ha - why am I not shocked?
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March 31st, 2013, 07:27 PM
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If you have a baby boy he will find his penis by 3 months and it will be his best friend.
So in other words, nothing changes from 3 months into adulthood? haha!
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March 31st, 2013, 09:45 PM
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If you have a baby boy he will find his penis by 3 months and it will be his best friend.
So unbelievably true!!!!! The second that diaper comes off, the hand goes down. LoL!
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April 1st, 2013, 05:23 AM
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If you put olive oil on babies bottom right after birth the meconium comes off soo much easier.
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April 1st, 2013, 06:19 AM
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If you have a baby boy he will find his penis by 3 months and it will be his best friend.
So in other words he'll really be a mini version of his dad? Thanks for the heads up!! LMAO

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If you put olive oil on babies bottom right after birth the meconium comes off soo much easier.
This is a good one.
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April 1st, 2013, 09:10 AM
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If you breastfeed, just watch out when they are very hungry they can get pretty aggressive with your boobies
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April 1st, 2013, 09:13 AM
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They can wait tell the quietest moment to fill their pants in public and can make the craziest noises while doing it!
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