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September 29th, 2011, 02:04 AM
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Preggo mum: Son, mummy will be having another baby in a few months, would you prefer boy or girl.

8yr old Roy : If it wouldnt mess up your shape too much how about pony!

Has anyone come across any preggo jokes youd like to share with me. Am a big joke fan.
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September 29th, 2011, 04:43 AM
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What do pregnant women and brothels have in common?
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September 29th, 2011, 07:40 AM
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What do pregnant women and brothels have in common?
I don't know, what?


The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in
full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly
and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their
partners at this stage of the pregnancy.

She said "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is
especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make
delivery that much easier." Just take several stops and stay on a soft
surface like grass or a path.

She looked at the men in the room, "and Gentlemen, remember - you're in
this together - it wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her".

The room suddenly went very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.

"Yes?" answered the Instructor.

"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag
while we walk?"

This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught.
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September 29th, 2011, 09:24 AM
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Hormones.... get it? ***** moans!.... HAHA, its not so funny in text but... you get it
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September 29th, 2011, 10:04 AM
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i get the hormones one, thats funny! lol they're all funny!
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September 29th, 2011, 11:34 AM
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A woman who was 9 months pregnant got into a car accident, and woke up in the hospital not pregnant anymore. She asked her nurse about her baby, and the nurse told her she had twins, a boy and a girl. So the woman tells the nurse she had better think of a couple of names quick. The nurse says that since she was unconscious they had called her brother to name them. She was very upset and told the nurse that was terrible cuz her brother is as smart as a box of rocks. She then asked what names her brother pricked. The nurse said, well for the girl he said Denise. The woman was very surprised and told the nurse it was very pretty and she liked it, but what about for the boy? The nurse said weeeellllll, he said denephew.
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September 29th, 2011, 11:47 AM
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I have one, but it's kind of dirty.


There were unborn triplets having a conversation.

The first asks the second, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

"A plumber. Someone needs to get all this water out of here!"

"Ok," says baby one. So the first baby asks the third, "What do you want to be?"

"An electrician so I can get some light in here."

The second baby then asks the first, "Well what do you want to be?"

"Oh, I want to be a hunter!"

"Why?"

"So I can shoot that thing that keeps coming in here!"

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