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July 13th, 2012, 08:50 PM
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You know you're a parent when....as soon as you get your kid(s) to sleep you run off to have sex as quickly--and quietly--as possible!
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July 14th, 2012, 06:34 AM
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You know you're a parent when....as soon as you get your kid(s) to sleep you run off to have sex as quickly--and quietly--as possible!
Yep. Foreplay is pretty much nonexistent in this household these days.


You know you're a parent when you find random baby toys in your purse.
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July 14th, 2012, 08:59 AM
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You talk about poo at the dinner table.
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July 14th, 2012, 03:23 PM
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You know you're a parent when you find random baby toys in your purse.
lol I find random toys EVERYWHERE!
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July 14th, 2012, 03:53 PM
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You know you're a parent when, any time that you're anywhere alone, you have a moment of heart-stopping panic as you think, "Oh my God, I left the baby in the car!!!" before you realize that of course you didn't; someone else is just watching him for once.
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July 15th, 2012, 11:38 AM
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...a burp cloth is a daily accessory and you still end up covered in spit up!
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July 15th, 2012, 03:35 PM
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You stay up way too late just to have time to yourself and enjoy the silence.
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July 15th, 2012, 06:15 PM
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What is sex?

A trip to Target or the grocery store is the most exciting thing you do all day.
A trip to Target or the grocery store ALONE is like going on vacation.
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July 15th, 2012, 07:23 PM
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What is sex?

A trip to Target or the grocery store is the most exciting thing you do all day.
A trip to Target or the grocery store ALONE is like going on vacation.
And no words can describe the feeling of going to the movies or some place FUN alone!
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July 16th, 2012, 06:51 AM
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OMG Jenny I do that all the time! I am constantly checking the mirror, to either make sure I got him out of the grocery cart, or reassuring myself that he is safe with someone else and I didn't just forget him. Lol!
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July 16th, 2012, 08:57 AM
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I once returned a pair of shoes with a thermometer in the bag that my daughter put there.
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July 16th, 2012, 10:14 AM
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Being able to potty without a child talking to you through the door, looking under the door, banging on the door, or screaming when you vanished from sight is a distant memory.
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July 20th, 2012, 03:03 PM
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When wiping snot and spit up from baby on your clothes seems like a normal routine.
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