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August 2nd, 2012, 09:53 AM
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The Evil Genie Game. The idea is basically that poster A asks the evil genie to grant a wish.
Poster B grants the wish, then makes one of his/her own.
Of course there is a catch
The genie always grants the wish, but with an evil twist
Example
Post A - I wish it would rain today
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Post B - Granted, but it rains so much, your house is washed away, and you end up living under a bridge.

Got it?? I'll go first.

I wish it wasn't so hot outside
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August 2nd, 2012, 09:58 AM
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I wish it wasn't so hot outside

Granted, but the moment you walk outside you realize your house was moved to the North Pole.

I wish I wasn't so busy on Thursdays!
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August 2nd, 2012, 10:33 AM
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Wish: I wish I wasn't so busy on Thursdays!

Granted, but every other day of the week is so busy you're exhausted.

I wish my baby weight would go away already!
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August 2nd, 2012, 11:30 AM
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wish:
I wish my baby weight would go away already!

granted, but only for a week and then you gain it, plus more!



I wish I had a cleaning maid!
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August 2nd, 2012, 11:51 AM
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Wish: I wish I had a cleaning maid
Granted! But he/she only cleans stupid stuff like toothpicks, plants and doorknobs.

I wish watermelon actually tasted good.
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August 2nd, 2012, 03:07 PM
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Wish: I wish Watermelon actually tasted good!

(So tempted to say it already does. I love watermelon)


Granted, but now all chocolate, cookies, candy and ice cream tastes like sawdust to you.

I wish coconuts weren't such a pain to open!
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August 2nd, 2012, 03:08 PM
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Wish:
I wish watermelon actually tasted good.

Granted, but while eating it you choked on a seed and puked.

I wish my baby wasn't growing up so fast!
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August 2nd, 2012, 07:02 PM
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eek there are two!

wish 1: I wish coconuts weren't such a pain to open

granted, but now your kids refuse to open their mouths at dinnertime.


wish 2: i wish my baby weren't growing so fast

granted, but now you age twice as fast!


wish: I wish I weren't so addicted to chocolate!
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August 2nd, 2012, 08:46 PM
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Wish: I wish I wasn't so addicted to chocolate

Granted: You are now addicted to sardines.

I wish my house wasn't so messy!
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August 3rd, 2012, 04:01 AM
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(eww to the sardines)

Wish: I wish my house wasn't so messy!
Granted, but now there is nothing in it.

I wish you weren't an evil genie!
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August 3rd, 2012, 07:06 AM
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Wish: I wish you weren't an evil genie!
Granted but now everyone else is evil!!

I wish that my hair wasn't so long.
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August 3rd, 2012, 07:09 AM
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I wish my hair wasn't so long

Granted, you now are covered in short hair, but none of it is long at least!

I wish my head would stop hurting.
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August 3rd, 2012, 09:28 AM
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I wish my head would stop hurting.
Granted, courtesy of the guillotine.

I wish circles had more corners.
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August 3rd, 2012, 10:26 AM
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I wish circles had more corners.
Granted, but now all triangles are pyramidical.

I wish I had a magically refilling checking account that kept a $1billion balance at all times.
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August 3rd, 2012, 10:40 AM
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I am much better at the evil genie part than the wishing part.
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I wish I had a magically refilling checking account that kept a $1billion balance at all times.
Granted but the stock market crashes making the dollar worthless.

I wish teleporters were real.
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August 3rd, 2012, 10:55 AM
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I suck at both parts, but I have fun doing it.

I wish teleporters were real.
Granted, but they all go to the same location in the middle of the Gobi desert.

I wish there was an 'ignore' button in real life.
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August 3rd, 2012, 09:35 PM
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I wish there was an ignore button in real life...

Granted but it only makes everyone ignore you when it's pushed.

I wish men thought more like women do!

(BTW, my first thought when I read the teleporter one was 'granted, and everyone that uses it end up looking like President Scroob from Spaceballs after he goes through the transporter the first time).
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