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August 3rd, 2012, 12:11 PM
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Bring out your corny jokes!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Elephino (audible)
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August 3rd, 2012, 09:06 PM
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So, two muffins are sitting in an oven...
One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's hot in here!" The other says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin!"
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August 3rd, 2012, 09:42 PM
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I don't know any bad jokes, but I had a boss once that loved to tell blonde jokes. His favorite was...

A blonde walks into a bank in NYC and asks for a loan for $2000. They ask her what she has for collateral and she tells them she has a brand new Porsche. They agree to the trade and she goes on her way with the $2000 and they put her brand new Porsche in their parking garage, laughing at her the whole time.

2 weeks later she comes back and pays back the $2000 and the $12 dollar interest. As they are bringing her Porsche around, the banker that gave her the loan says to her "We checked you out while you were gone and you are a billionare. Why did you need the $2000?" As she is taking her keys, she replies "Where else in New York City can I leave my Porsche, knowing it will be safe and secure for 2 weeks and only pay $12?"

Smart blonds!
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August 3rd, 2012, 09:44 PM
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What's red and smells like blue paint?


Red paint.
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August 4th, 2012, 12:36 AM
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What's the Internet's favorite animal?
The lynx.
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August 4th, 2012, 06:21 PM
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Where does the king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies
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August 5th, 2012, 06:15 PM
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Where does the king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies
^^ had to think about that one a bit... sorry I'm a little slow today.... haha
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August 6th, 2012, 04:19 AM
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How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut of its nose.
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August 6th, 2012, 06:26 AM
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because gorillas have big fingers.
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August 6th, 2012, 06:50 AM
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.
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