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I don't know any bad jokes, but I had a boss once that loved to tell blonde jokes. His favorite was...
A blonde walks into a bank in NYC and asks for a loan for $2000. They ask her what she has for collateral and she tells them she has a brand new Porsche. They agree to the trade and she goes on her way with the $2000 and they put her brand new Porsche in their parking garage, laughing at her the whole time.
2 weeks later she comes back and pays back the $2000 and the $12 dollar interest. As they are bringing her Porsche around, the banker that gave her the loan says to her "We checked you out while you were gone and you are a billionare. Why did you need the $2000?" As she is taking her keys, she replies "Where else in New York City can I leave my Porsche, knowing it will be safe and secure for 2 weeks and only pay $12?"