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August 8th, 2012, 05:39 AM
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We will create a story a few sentences at a time. I will start the story and then each person will continue it by adding a sentence or two. It can be more, but you shouldn't write paragraphs. Use your own judgement.

The theme for this epic story is:
Fairy Tales

So, I will begin the story as they always begin...
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It was a dark and stormy night.
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August 8th, 2012, 11:13 AM
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It was a dark and stormy night.
The princess was at the castle surfing the internet and chatting with her friend, Anna, on the phone.
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August 8th, 2012, 01:45 PM
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It was a dark and stormy night.
The princess was at the castle surfing the internet and chatting with her friend, Anna, on the phone. They were talking about the cute new prince at their royals only high school! When suddenly,...
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It was a dark and stormy night.
The princess was at the castle surfing the internet and chatting with her friend, Anna, on the phone. They were talking about the cute new prince at their royals only high school! When suddenly,...the phone went dead, and the internet stopped working....
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August 9th, 2012, 04:35 AM
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It was a dark and stormy night.
The princess was at the castle surfing the internet and chatting with her friend, Anna, on the phone. They were talking about the cute new prince at their royals only high school! When suddenly, the phone went dead, and the internet stopped working.

The princess exclaimed loudly, to no one in particular, "Ermagherd!!! Where are the interwerbz?!?!?!11?!?!" (she wears a retainer).
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August 9th, 2012, 07:30 AM
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It was a dark and stormy night.
The princess was at the castle surfing the internet and chatting with her friend, Anna, on the phone. They were talking about the cute new prince at their royals only high school! When suddenly, the phone went dead, and the internet stopped working.

The princess exclaimed loudly, to no one in particular, "Ermagherd!!! Where are the interwerbz?!?!?!11?!?!" (she wears a retainer).

Hearing the startled scream of their princess, her faithful servants came running in, all 20 of them.
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August 9th, 2012, 09:18 AM
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It was a dark and stormy night.
The princess was at the castle surfing the internet and chatting with her friend, Anna, on the phone. They were talking about the cute new prince at their royals only high school! When suddenly, the phone went dead, and the internet stopped working.

The princess exclaimed loudly, to no one in particular, "Ermagherd!!! Where are the interwerbz?!?!?!11?!?!" (she wears a retainer).

Hearing the startled scream of their princess, her faithful servants came running in, all 20 of them. These 20 servants are each assigned one finger and one toe and when the princess is in distress, they jam in close to her and massage the assigned digits.
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August 13th, 2012, 05:24 AM
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It was a dark and stormy night.

The princess was at the castle surfing the internet and chatting with her friend, Anna, on the phone. They were talking about the cute new prince at their royals only high school! When suddenly, the phone went dead, and the internet stopped working.

The princess exclaimed loudly, to no one in particular, "Ermagherd!!! Where are the interwerbz?!?!?!11?!?!" (she wears a retainer).

Hearing the startled scream of their princess, her faithful servants came running in, all 20 of them. These 20 servants are each assigned one finger and one toe and when the princess is in distress, they jam in close to her and massage the assigned digits.

"Go away!" the princess cried. "Get the Geek Squad over here to fix the internet NOW!" All 20 servants quickly bolted out the door, racing to get help from the most awesome Geek in the Land.
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August 13th, 2012, 05:57 AM
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It was a dark and stormy night.

The princess was at the castle surfing the internet and chatting with her friend, Anna, on the phone. They were talking about the cute new prince at their royals only high school! When suddenly, the phone went dead, and the internet stopped working.

The princess exclaimed loudly, to no one in particular, "Ermagherd!!! Where are the interwerbz?!?!?!11?!?!" (she wears a retainer).

Hearing the startled scream of their princess, her faithful servants came running in, all 20 of them. These 20 servants are each assigned one finger and one toe and when the princess is in distress, they jam in close to her and massage the assigned digits.

"Go away!" the princess cried. "Get the Geek Squad over here to fix the internet NOW!" All 20 servants quickly bolted out the door, racing to get help from the most awesome Geek in the Land. Since the phone was dead, the servants had to use their fallback, the ill-tempered carrier pigeons.
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August 13th, 2012, 08:35 AM
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It was a dark and stormy night.

The princess was at the castle surfing the internet and chatting with her friend, Anna, on the phone. They were talking about the cute new prince at their royals only high school! When suddenly, the phone went dead, and the internet stopped working.

The princess exclaimed loudly, to no one in particular, "Ermagherd!!! Where are the interwerbz?!?!?!11?!?!" (she wears a retainer).

Hearing the startled scream of their princess, her faithful servants came running in, all 20 of them. These 20 servants are each assigned one finger and one toe and when the princess is in distress, they jam in close to her and massage the assigned digits.

"Go away!" the princess cried. "Get the Geek Squad over here to fix the internet NOW!" All 20 servants quickly bolted out the door, racing to get help from the most awesome Geek in the Land. Since the phone was dead, the servants had to use their fallback, the ill-tempered carrier pigeons.

These carrier pigeons were not ORDINARY pigeons. They had been specially bred to Kung Fu fight anyone who gets in their way.
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August 13th, 2012, 12:26 PM
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It was a dark and stormy night.

The princess was at the castle surfing the internet and chatting with her friend, Anna, on the phone. They were talking about the cute new prince at their royals only high school! When suddenly, the phone went dead, and the internet stopped working.

The princess exclaimed loudly, to no one in particular, "Ermagherd!!! Where are the interwerbz?!?!?!11?!?!" (she wears a retainer).

Hearing the startled scream of their princess, her faithful servants came running in, all 20 of them. These 20 servants are each assigned one finger and one toe and when the princess is in distress, they jam in close to her and massage the assigned digits.

"Go away!" the princess cried. "Get the Geek Squad over here to fix the internet NOW!" All 20 servants quickly bolted out the door, racing to get help from the most awesome Geek in the Land. Since the phone was dead, the servants had to use their fallback, the ill-tempered carrier pigeons.

These carrier pigeons were not ORDINARY pigeons. They had been specially bred to Kung Fu fight anyone who gets in their way. This includes the annoying guy who is always on his phone asking "Can you hear me now?" But that is another story! The pigeons knew their mistress would be furious if they did not get the message to the Geek Squad quickly and just as they saw their target in sight...
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It was a dark and stormy night.

The princess was at the castle surfing the internet and chatting with her friend, Anna, on the phone. They were talking about the cute new prince at their royals only high school! When suddenly, the phone went dead, and the internet stopped working.

The princess exclaimed loudly, to no one in particular, "Ermagherd!!! Where are the interwerbz?!?!?!11?!?!" (she wears a retainer).

Hearing the startled scream of their princess, her faithful servants came running in, all 20 of them. These 20 servants are each assigned one finger and one toe and when the princess is in distress, they jam in close to her and massage the assigned digits.

"Go away!" the princess cried. "Get the Geek Squad over here to fix the internet NOW!" All 20 servants quickly bolted out the door, racing to get help from the most awesome Geek in the Land. Since the phone was dead, the servants had to use their fallback, the ill-tempered carrier pigeons.

These carrier pigeons were not ORDINARY pigeons. They had been specially bred to Kung Fu fight anyone who gets in their way. This includes the annoying guy who is always on his phone asking "Can you hear me now?" But that is another story! The pigeons knew their mistress would be furious if they did not get the message to the Geek Squad quickly and just as they saw their target in sight...

they were ambushed by a gang of angry, rabid, ebola-stricken honey badgers on bath salts.
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August 14th, 2012, 03:52 AM
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It was a dark and stormy night.

The princess was at the castle surfing the internet and chatting with her friend, Anna, on the phone. They were talking about the cute new prince at their royals only high school! When suddenly, the phone went dead, and the internet stopped working.

The princess exclaimed loudly, to no one in particular, "Ermagherd!!! Where are the interwerbz?!?!?!11?!?!" (she wears a retainer).

Hearing the startled scream of their princess, her faithful servants came running in, all 20 of them. These 20 servants are each assigned one finger and one toe and when the princess is in distress, they jam in close to her and massage the assigned digits.

"Go away!" the princess cried. "Get the Geek Squad over here to fix the internet NOW!" All 20 servants quickly bolted out the door, racing to get help from the most awesome Geek in the Land. Since the phone was dead, the servants had to use their fallback, the ill-tempered carrier pigeons.

These carrier pigeons were not ORDINARY pigeons. They had been specially bred to Kung Fu fight anyone who gets in their way. This includes the annoying guy who is always on his phone asking "Can you hear me now?" But that is another story! The pigeons knew their mistress would be furious if they did not get the message to the Geek Squad quickly and just as they saw their target in sight, they were ambushed by a gang of angry, rabid, ebola-stricken honey badgers on bath salts.

Everyone knows that honey badgers don't care and they attacked the flying pigeons by defying physics. The kung-fu pigeons were no match for the bat**** crazy honey badgers who attacked without mercy before bleeding out due to the ebola. Luckily, one of the pigeons employed evasive maneuvers and avoided the whole fight.
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August 14th, 2012, 11:25 AM
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It was a dark and stormy night.

The princess was at the castle surfing the internet and chatting with her friend, Anna, on the phone. They were talking about the cute new prince at their royals only high school! When suddenly, the phone went dead, and the internet stopped working.

The princess exclaimed loudly, to no one in particular, "Ermagherd!!! Where are the interwerbz?!?!?!11?!?!" (she wears a retainer).

Hearing the startled scream of their princess, her faithful servants came running in, all 20 of them. These 20 servants are each assigned one finger and one toe and when the princess is in distress, they jam in close to her and massage the assigned digits.

"Go away!" the princess cried. "Get the Geek Squad over here to fix the internet NOW!" All 20 servants quickly bolted out the door, racing to get help from the most awesome Geek in the Land. Since the phone was dead, the servants had to use their fallback, the ill-tempered carrier pigeons.

These carrier pigeons were not ORDINARY pigeons. They had been specially bred to Kung Fu fight anyone who gets in their way. This includes the annoying guy who is always on his phone asking "Can you hear me now?" But that is another story! The pigeons knew their mistress would be furious if they did not get the message to the Geek Squad quickly and just as they saw their target in sight, they were ambushed by a gang of angry, rabid, ebola-stricken honey badgers on bath salts.

Everyone knows that honey badgers don't care and they attacked the flying pigeons by defying physics. The kung-fu pigeons were no match for the bat**** crazy honey badgers who attacked without mercy before bleeding out due to the ebola. Luckily, one of the pigeons employed evasive maneuvers and avoided the whole fight.

The lone pigeon winged onward towards the geek squad and looked back over his pigeony shoulder and gave a small noise of amusement at the predicament of his fellow pigeons...he was kinda a jerk to begin with anyways.
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It was a dark and stormy night.

The princess was at the castle surfing the internet and chatting with her friend, Anna, on the phone. They were talking about the cute new prince at their royals only high school! When suddenly, the phone went dead, and the internet stopped working.

The princess exclaimed loudly, to no one in particular, "Ermagherd!!! Where are the interwerbz?!?!?!11?!?!" (she wears a retainer).

Hearing the startled scream of their princess, her faithful servants came running in, all 20 of them. These 20 servants are each assigned one finger and one toe and when the princess is in distress, they jam in close to her and massage the assigned digits.

"Go away!" the princess cried. "Get the Geek Squad over here to fix the internet NOW!" All 20 servants quickly bolted out the door, racing to get help from the most awesome Geek in the Land. Since the phone was dead, the servants had to use their fallback, the ill-tempered carrier pigeons.

These carrier pigeons were not ORDINARY pigeons. They had been specially bred to Kung Fu fight anyone who gets in their way. This includes the annoying guy who is always on his phone asking "Can you hear me now?" But that is another story! The pigeons knew their mistress would be furious if they did not get the message to the Geek Squad quickly and just as they saw their target in sight, they were ambushed by a gang of angry, rabid, ebola-stricken honey badgers on bath salts.

Everyone knows that honey badgers don't care and they attacked the flying pigeons by defying physics. The kung-fu pigeons were no match for the bat**** crazy honey badgers who attacked without mercy before bleeding out due to the ebola. Luckily, one of the pigeons employed evasive maneuvers and avoided the whole fight.

The lone pigeon winged onward towards the geek squad and looked back over his pigeony shoulder and gave a small noise of amusement at the predicament of his fellow pigeons...he was kinda a jerk to begin with anyways.

Smooth sailing flying all throughout the land, the pigeon then decided to take a break. He picked a spot right around the shore and ran smack dab into......
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It was a dark and stormy night.

The princess was at the castle surfing the internet and chatting with her friend, Anna, on the phone. They were talking about the cute new prince at their royals only high school! When suddenly, the phone went dead, and the internet stopped working.

The princess exclaimed loudly, to no one in particular, "Ermagherd!!! Where are the interwerbz?!?!?!11?!?!" (she wears a retainer).

Hearing the startled scream of their princess, her faithful servants came running in, all 20 of them. These 20 servants are each assigned one finger and one toe and when the princess is in distress, they jam in close to her and massage the assigned digits.

"Go away!" the princess cried. "Get the Geek Squad over here to fix the internet NOW!" All 20 servants quickly bolted out the door, racing to get help from the most awesome Geek in the Land. Since the phone was dead, the servants had to use their fallback, the ill-tempered carrier pigeons.

These carrier pigeons were not ORDINARY pigeons. They had been specially bred to Kung Fu fight anyone who gets in their way. This includes the annoying guy who is always on his phone asking "Can you hear me now?" But that is another story! The pigeons knew their mistress would be furious if they did not get the message to the Geek Squad quickly and just as they saw their target in sight, they were ambushed by a gang of angry, rabid, ebola-stricken honey badgers on bath salts.

Everyone knows that honey badgers don't care and they attacked the flying pigeons by defying physics. The kung-fu pigeons were no match for the bat**** crazy honey badgers who attacked without mercy before bleeding out due to the ebola. Luckily, one of the pigeons employed evasive maneuvers and avoided the whole fight.

The lone pigeon winged onward towards the geek squad and looked back over his pigeony shoulder and gave a small noise of amusement at the predicament of his fellow pigeons...he was kinda a jerk to begin with anyways.

Smooth sailing flying all throughout the land, the pigeon then decided to take a break. He picked a spot right around the shore and ran smack dab into George Takei. "Oh myyyyy," he exclaimed as the poor pigeon fell to the sand. He gently picks up the poor pigeon, whose wing appears to be injured from the unfortunate crash. Finding the princess's S.O.S. note, he decides to ...
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It was a dark and stormy night.

The princess was at the castle surfing the internet and chatting with her friend, Anna, on the phone. They were talking about the cute new prince at their royals only high school! When suddenly, the phone went dead, and the internet stopped working.

The princess exclaimed loudly, to no one in particular, "Ermagherd!!! Where are the interwerbz?!?!?!11?!?!" (she wears a retainer).

Hearing the startled scream of their princess, her faithful servants came running in, all 20 of them. These 20 servants are each assigned one finger and one toe and when the princess is in distress, they jam in close to her and massage the assigned digits.

"Go away!" the princess cried. "Get the Geek Squad over here to fix the internet NOW!" All 20 servants quickly bolted out the door, racing to get help from the most awesome Geek in the Land. Since the phone was dead, the servants had to use their fallback, the ill-tempered carrier pigeons.

These carrier pigeons were not ORDINARY pigeons. They had been specially bred to Kung Fu fight anyone who gets in their way. This includes the annoying guy who is always on his phone asking "Can you hear me now?" But that is another story! The pigeons knew their mistress would be furious if they did not get the message to the Geek Squad quickly and just as they saw their target in sight, they were ambushed by a gang of angry, rabid, ebola-stricken honey badgers on bath salts.

Everyone knows that honey badgers don't care and they attacked the flying pigeons by defying physics. The kung-fu pigeons were no match for the bat**** crazy honey badgers who attacked without mercy before bleeding out due to the ebola. Luckily, one of the pigeons employed evasive maneuvers and avoided the whole fight.

The lone pigeon winged onward towards the geek squad and looked back over his pigeony shoulder and gave a small noise of amusement at the predicament of his fellow pigeons...he was kinda a jerk to begin with anyways.

Smooth sailing flying all throughout the land, the pigeon then decided to take a break. He picked a spot right around the shore and ran smack dab into George Takei. "Oh myyyyy," he exclaimed as the poor pigeon fell to the sand. He gently picks up the poor pigeon, whose wing appears to be injured from the unfortunate crash. Finding the princess's S.O.S. note, he decides to read it out loud to the pigeon (a bedtime story of sorts). Since the princess is too lazy to write anything herself, she dictated the note to one of her servants instructing him to write it down EXACTLY and since she wears a retainer (as previously mentioned), it was a little difficult to decipher:

Quote:
ERMAGHERD!
NER PHERN!
NER IRNTERNERT!
HERLP MER OR DER A VERY NERSTY ERND PERNFUL DERTH!!!!!!!
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It was a dark and stormy night.

The princess was at the castle surfing the internet and chatting with her friend, Anna, on the phone. They were talking about the cute new prince at their royals only high school! When suddenly, the phone went dead, and the internet stopped working.

The princess exclaimed loudly, to no one in particular, "Ermagherd!!! Where are the interwerbz?!?!?!11?!?!" (she wears a retainer).

Hearing the startled scream of their princess, her faithful servants came running in, all 20 of them. These 20 servants are each assigned one finger and one toe and when the princess is in distress, they jam in close to her and massage the assigned digits.

"Go away!" the princess cried. "Get the Geek Squad over here to fix the internet NOW!" All 20 servants quickly bolted out the door, racing to get help from the most awesome Geek in the Land. Since the phone was dead, the servants had to use their fallback, the ill-tempered carrier pigeons.

These carrier pigeons were not ORDINARY pigeons. They had been specially bred to Kung Fu fight anyone who gets in their way. This includes the annoying guy who is always on his phone asking "Can you hear me now?" But that is another story! The pigeons knew their mistress would be furious if they did not get the message to the Geek Squad quickly and just as they saw their target in sight, they were ambushed by a gang of angry, rabid, ebola-stricken honey badgers on bath salts.

Everyone knows that honey badgers don't care and they attacked the flying pigeons by defying physics. The kung-fu pigeons were no match for the bat**** crazy honey badgers who attacked without mercy before bleeding out due to the ebola. Luckily, one of the pigeons employed evasive maneuvers and avoided the whole fight.

The lone pigeon winged onward towards the geek squad and looked back over his pigeony shoulder and gave a small noise of amusement at the predicament of his fellow pigeons...he was kinda a jerk to begin with anyways.

Smooth sailing flying all throughout the land, the pigeon then decided to take a break. He picked a spot right around the shore and ran smack dab into George Takei. "Oh myyyyy," he exclaimed as the poor pigeon fell to the sand. He gently picks up the poor pigeon, whose wing appears to be injured from the unfortunate crash. Finding the princess's S.O.S. note, he decides to read it out loud to the pigeon (a bedtime story of sorts). Since the princess is too lazy to write anything herself, she dictated the note to one of her servants instructing him to write it down EXACTLY and since she wears a retainer (as previously mentioned), it was a little difficult to decipher:

Quote:
ERMAGHERD!
NER PHERN!
NER IRNTERNERT!
HERLP MER OR DER A VERY NERSTY ERND PERNFUL DERTH!!!!!!!
Most people would have stared at this in bewilderment but, this is the mighty George Takei, who played the amazing Sulu on Star Trek, and if he could understand Shatner and his weird vocals, he can totally decipher the princess's script. He knew exactly what to do and with a sudden burst of inspiration, he pulled out his smart phone and opened up Facebook.
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It was a dark and stormy night.

The princess was at the castle surfing the internet and chatting with her friend, Anna, on the phone. They were talking about the cute new prince at their royals only high school! When suddenly, the phone went dead, and the internet stopped working.

The princess exclaimed loudly, to no one in particular, "Ermagherd!!! Where are the interwerbz?!?!?!11?!?!" (she wears a retainer).

Hearing the startled scream of their princess, her faithful servants came running in, all 20 of them. These 20 servants are each assigned one finger and one toe and when the princess is in distress, they jam in close to her and massage the assigned digits.

"Go away!" the princess cried. "Get the Geek Squad over here to fix the internet NOW!" All 20 servants quickly bolted out the door, racing to get help from the most awesome Geek in the Land. Since the phone was dead, the servants had to use their fallback, the ill-tempered carrier pigeons.

These carrier pigeons were not ORDINARY pigeons. They had been specially bred to Kung Fu fight anyone who gets in their way. This includes the annoying guy who is always on his phone asking "Can you hear me now?" But that is another story! The pigeons knew their mistress would be furious if they did not get the message to the Geek Squad quickly and just as they saw their target in sight, they were ambushed by a gang of angry, rabid, ebola-stricken honey badgers on bath salts.

Everyone knows that honey badgers don't care and they attacked the flying pigeons by defying physics. The kung-fu pigeons were no match for the bat**** crazy honey badgers who attacked without mercy before bleeding out due to the ebola. Luckily, one of the pigeons employed evasive maneuvers and avoided the whole fight.

The lone pigeon winged onward towards the geek squad and looked back over his pigeony shoulder and gave a small noise of amusement at the predicament of his fellow pigeons...he was kinda a jerk to begin with anyways.

Smooth sailing flying all throughout the land, the pigeon then decided to take a break. He picked a spot right around the shore and ran smack dab into George Takei. "Oh myyyyy," he exclaimed as the poor pigeon fell to the sand. He gently picks up the poor pigeon, whose wing appears to be injured from the unfortunate crash. Finding the princess's S.O.S. note, he decides to read it out loud to the pigeon (a bedtime story of sorts). Since the princess is too lazy to write anything herself, she dictated the note to one of her servants instructing him to write it down EXACTLY and since she wears a retainer (as previously mentioned), it was a little difficult to decipher:

Quote:
ERMAGHERD!
NER PHERN!
NER IRNTERNERT!
HERLP MER OR DER A VERY NERSTY ERND PERNFUL DERTH!!!!!!!

Most people would have stared at this in bewilderment but, this is the mighty George Takei, who played the amazing Sulu on Star Trek, and if he could understand Shatner and his weird vocals, he can totally decipher the princess's script. He knew exactly what to do and with a sudden burst of inspiration, he pulled out his smart phone and opened up Facebook.

He posted a picture of the pigeon with the words of the note on the image, tagged the Geek Squad so they would get a notification and impored that the people of the world help this poor pigeon and the servants who would be blamed for failing to restore the internet. Unfortunately, no one other than George Takei could decipher Her Highness's psycho babble, so....
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