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1)"You look like a big fat dude with a beer belly sitting like that!" -DH (DEAD husband after this remark)
2) "Its like your belly is SO BIG and then your butt is big too like this (motioning a huge butt behind her) so then you walk all like this (exaggerates a fat butt preggo waddle) cause your butt is the same size to balance it out...." -housekeeper that I USED to like at work
3) "Oh you're feet are swollen? Well that's normal pregnancy stuff. It's natural. Kind of like the elephant. (I stop him here and warn him not to go on, but he still does)....Elephants have to have those thick legs to ya know, hold up all that WEIGHT!" - former male friend of mine
I am writing from jail cause I am in for triple homicide....
Hahaha that's awful! Surprised that 2 of them are guys, they usually seem to be scared into pulling their heads in when it comes to crazy pregnant ladies! If people can pull PMS as an excuse for murder then surely pregnancy is allowed too .
DH wrote me a poem the other day... "fatty fatty 2 by 8, can't even fit her in a shipping crate". It did make me laugh though so it doesn't really count lol.