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March 20th, 2014, 07:47 PM
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It's a three way tie!!

In one week:

1)"You look like a big fat dude with a beer belly sitting like that!" -DH (DEAD husband after this remark)

2) "Its like your belly is SO BIG and then your butt is big too like this (motioning a huge butt behind her) so then you walk all like this (exaggerates a fat butt preggo waddle) cause your butt is the same size to balance it out...." -housekeeper that I USED to like at work

3) "Oh you're feet are swollen? Well that's normal pregnancy stuff. It's natural. Kind of like the elephant. (I stop him here and warn him not to go on, but he still does)....Elephants have to have those thick legs to ya know, hold up all that WEIGHT!" - former male friend of mine

I am writing from jail cause I am in for triple homicide....
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March 20th, 2014, 09:02 PM
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Hahaha that's awful! Surprised that 2 of them are guys, they usually seem to be scared into pulling their heads in when it comes to crazy pregnant ladies! If people can pull PMS as an excuse for murder then surely pregnancy is allowed too .
DH wrote me a poem the other day... "fatty fatty 2 by 8, can't even fit her in a shipping crate". It did make me laugh though so it doesn't really count lol.
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March 20th, 2014, 09:04 PM
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Please tell me you slapped all of them. If not I can take care of that for you!
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March 21st, 2014, 06:57 AM
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hahaha terrible! Sometimes my husband refers to me as "the vessel" which is pretty bad too.
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March 21st, 2014, 07:16 AM
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I would have death stared the housekeeper!
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March 21st, 2014, 08:47 AM
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Man all of those are horrible.... People are seriously idiots.
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March 21st, 2014, 12:17 PM
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OMG...Im sorry that happened but I seriously laughed my head off when I read them lol!!! The third ones my favorite.....
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March 21st, 2014, 06:14 PM
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Lmao! My DH said "wow your belly is getting really plump" wth? Plump!? That's not a word u call someone u care about!
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