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Funny (and positive!) conception story

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May 7th, 2012, 08:04 AM
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So the thread about conception made me think about those few days. I had ASSUMED that we had sex on my birthday, but I'm not entirely sure that we did. I may have been sick, or something else may have happened. And MAYBE we did. But I think that I remember having sex 2 nights in a row because I felt better then, but nothing else. (We have had major viruses going around our household.)

SOOOO, with the ER visit and everything else, I thought about it. And I remembered talking about the neighbor kid having sex in the bushes one night. I started joking with a couple of friends on Facebook about scaring him one night. I have a stuffed, real cobra (present from SIL's trip to Thailand) that I've named Kitty. I said that I wanted to hide Kitty in the bushes for next time. Someone suggested a fart machine. I thought that granny panties should be involved somehow, too. So, that got stuck in my head. I remember the image popping into my head during sex and having to stop for a minute because I couldn't stop laughing. Armed with that info, I went back to find that conversation, and that all came about on the 15th! So maybe I O'd on the 15th or 16th, which would knock my dates into just now being 5 weeks. My numbers would totally make sense! So would my u/s!

Also.......I plan to tell this kid one day how I put my mind at a tiny bit of ease about his/her conception by stalking myself on Facebook to find a story about a stuffed cobra in granny panties fitted with a fart machine, because that was what I was thinking about during sex. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

I should note that the sex was good, but sometimes you get images that you just can't shake...hahahahahahaa
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