I am going to KILL him!

MountainMomma · #1 October 17th, 2009, 02:01 AM

My dh is living on borrowed time and doesn't even know it. The only reason I haven't killed him yet is because I figure I should at least wait until he wakes up so that he knows what his crime was and that he has in fact been sentenced to death by the charting gods!

I woke up this morning FREEZING. A second later my alarm for temping goes off. I grab my thermometer, do my thing, hear the beep and turn on the bedside lamp to see what my temp is.....WHAT?!?!? It dropped by more that six tenths of a degree! So I turn with a look of horror on my face and there is DH, curled up into a little cocoon inside of THREE blankets while all I have left to cover up with is my sheet! And he has gotten hot because of the blankets, and turned on the FAN! And of course we've only been running the heat on a bare minimum because it's so early in the year and the temp outside has plummeted again.

FF took away my cross hairs because they can no longer see a consistent ovulation pattern (I WILL KILL THEM TOO!) and now I am going to have to wait until tomorrow to see what the heck is really going on. Lucky for DH and FF if my temp rebounds tomorrow (which it BETTER) then I get my CH's back right where they are supposed to be.

GAH! The 2WW! It's insanity I tell you!

Coley · #2 October 17th, 2009, 04:49 AM

Oh!! That's great!!! That made me laugh so hard Danny asked me what was so funny!! I read it to him and even he got a belly laugh outta that!!!

Tammyms · #3 October 17th, 2009, 04:58 AM

Hehe I so don't want to be your DH right now!

slpliz · #4 October 17th, 2009, 05:08 AM

As a completely impartial person, I'd say he is due for some definite punishment!

AlanaIris · #5 October 17th, 2009, 06:39 AM

Oooooh...I'd be so mad, too! How dare he! Maybe you should discard today's temp??

MountainMomma · #6 October 17th, 2009, 07:25 AM

I thought about discarding it. I did make a note. I know it isn't as accurate, but I went back to sleep and retemped after sleeping again (mine *usually* stays pretty close to where it would have been earlier) and it was 98.13! I like that one much better! lol I hope it does something like that tomorrow too!

Admin-pattyandthemoos · #7 October 17th, 2009, 10:15 AM

We need to start a daily thread for dh's in the doghouse because I just posted a thread about my dh not too long ago. My dh is always doing something to mess up my temp.

I hope you wake up nice and toasty tomorrow.