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October 23rd, 2009, 07:12 AM
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Pretend like we are in school and we are the teachers. What kind of grade would you give your dh/so on these subjects.

Birds and the Bees Class: In this class we teach the fundamentals. How long sperm live and how long egg live. By the end of this class everyone should understand that you have to bd at a certain time (not just any time) to get pregnant.

The Aunt Flo Class: In this class we teach the guys about the two week wait. By the end of this class everyone should understand that once you o and ARE SURE YOU O'D you are in the 2WW. They should have a general idea of how long this lasts.

The CM and Charting Class: In this class the guys learn the fundamentals of charting. Now this is not an advanced class because I don't know any guys that would take it. But, by the end of this class they should know a little bit about fertile cm and have the general idea of high temps during the 2ww are good.

The BDing Class: This class is like PE/Gym class. The guys in this class should be able to handle at least 2 bd sessions a week to pass (when needed). If they can do a marathon then give them high scores!

I am going to give my dh straight A's. I have done a good job as his teacher. LMBO.
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October 23rd, 2009, 07:33 AM
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Birds and the Bees Class: C

The Aunt Flo Class: C

The CM and Charting Class: B

The BDing Class: A!
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October 23rd, 2009, 07:44 AM
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Birds and the Bees Class: C

The Aunt Flo Class: C

The CM and Charting Class: B

The BDing Class: A!
He definitely deserves the A in bding!
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October 23rd, 2009, 09:25 AM
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Birds and the Bees Class: B -

The Aunt Flo Class: C! I am giving this grade for the fact that DH just told me he though PMS happened during AF. I was like "What the heck did you think the P in PMS stands for?" Apparently this is a common male misconception!

The CM and Charting Class: B -

The BDing Class: A+ after this cycle!!!
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October 23rd, 2009, 01:49 PM
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Birds and the Bees Class: D (he knew how long sperm could live, but for the egg he said 7 days. I told him he was wrong and he said..."oh yeah, 28 days!)

The Aunt Flo Class:
C

The CM and Charting Class:
B (but only because he couldn't say EWCM without shuddering and saying that he didn't want to know about gross CM.

The BDing Class:
A+
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October 23rd, 2009, 02:33 PM
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Birds and the Bees Class: D (he knew how long sperm could live, but for the egg he said 7 days. I told him he was wrong and he said..."oh yeah, 28 days!)

The Aunt Flo Class:
C

The CM and Charting Class:
B (but only because he couldn't say EWCM without shuddering and saying that he didn't want to know about gross CM.

The BDing Class:
A+
Your answers made me laugh out loud!
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October 23rd, 2009, 07:10 PM
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Birds and the Bees Class: A-

The Aunt Flo Class: B

The CM and Charting Class: B...he knows nothing about CM (and is probably glad!!), but I was actually teaching him about charting yesterday and he seemed to get it. He compared my "obsession" to charting to his "obsession" of watching the stock market shows.

The BDing Class: A Ugh, he'd do it everyday if we could.
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