So I just came from the bathroom... had to tinkle, so no pushing or anything.
After finishing up, I checked the TP like I always do and there was nothing but white CM.
I stand up, pull my shorts up, turn around to flush the toilet, I stop cold and say... "Um, what is that?!"
I peer into the bowl and see a few blobs of creamy CM in the water. This is perfectly normal... I've seen this many times before... only this time it had the slightest bit of pink to it.
This, of course, makes me wipe again to see what's going on. Nothing. Pure white.