July 15th, 2010, 11:52 AM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: East Falls, Pennsylvania
Posts: 10,956
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10. You know the meanings of the following acronyms: BFP, AF, DTD, DH, TWW, CM and BD.
9. You use any of those acronyms, out loud, in a conversation with your partner, family member or friend.
8. Your months don’t have either 30 or 31 days. They all have exactly 28 (or 35, or 32, or however long your cycle is).
7. You've purchased a year’s supply of pregnancy test strips, ovulation kits and three extra basal body temperature thermometers because they were on sale.
6. Your partner finds tiny cups of urine all over the house.
5. You’re afraid to plan vacations and other events more than 5 or 6 months ahead, because the last thing you want to do is cancel your airplane tickets because you’re pregnant.
4. Any time you feel a little bit of moisture, you dash off to the bathroom to check your cervical mucus.
3. Every time you wipe after ovulation, you check for any sign of implantation bleeding.
2. If you have to pee, even if you have to pee really bad, you’ll hold it until you can find a stick (the right kind, of course) to pee on.
1. You have between 3 and 5 different ovulation calculator applications installed on your smartphone.
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