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My sister, Chum told me to get into her acc. and post this for you ladies. I guess she is having trouble with her home computer . Enjoy and have a great wkend....it's funny. I hope I'm during this correctly...never post before.
Penis Requests a Raise
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
1. I do physical labor
2. I work at great depths
3. I plunge head first into everything I do
4. I do not get weekends off or public holidays
5. I work in a damp environment
6. I don't get paid overtime
7. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
8. I work in high temperatures
9. My work exposes me to contagious diseases
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
1. You do not work 8 hours straight
2. You fall asleep on the job after brief work period
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team
4. You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and
order to start working
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
the correct protective clothing
8. You'll retire well before reaching 65
9. You're unable to work double shifts
10. You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have
the day's work. And if that were not all, you have been seen
entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking