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April 29th, 2009, 05:57 AM
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---- EMBARRASSING MEDICAL MOMENTS ----

A man comes into the ER and yells, 'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab! I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly, I noticed that there were several cabs -- and I was in the wrong one.

Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald,
San Antonio, TX
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At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.
Big breaths, I instructed.
Yes, they used to be, replied the patient.

Submitted by Dr.. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA .
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One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct.
Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.'

Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg
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During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications.
Which one, I asked?
The patch, the nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours, and now I'm running out of places to put it!
I had him quickly undress, and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see.
Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!
Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.

Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk, VA.
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As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB, I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams.
To cover my embarrassment, I had unconsciously formed
a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassed me.
I looked up from my work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling y
ou?" She replied, "No, doctor, but the song you were whistling was'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.' "

Doctor wouldn't submit his name (can't blame him!)
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Too cute I needed a good laugh today.
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I'm glad I could give some chuckles. The way I feel is life by itself can drive us all batty, so why not have some chuckles on the way.
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