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  #1  
January 15th, 2005, 03:39 PM
zonapellucida
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> > A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.
> > Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice,
> > the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all
ways,
> > I will grant you one wish."
> >
> > The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I
> > want."
> >
> > The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the
> > enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports
> > required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel
> > it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.
> > I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
things.

> > Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and
glorify me."
> >
> > The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I
> > wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels
inside,
> > what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she
cries,
> > what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong,' and how I can make a
woman
> > truly happy."
> >
> > The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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January 15th, 2005, 03:51 PM
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That is great!!! I think it should be a 4 lane! HA HA!
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January 15th, 2005, 04:01 PM
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How funny!
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January 16th, 2005, 08:54 AM
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