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January 12th, 2006, 07:56 AM
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I'm going to ask a series of different questions, everybody answers, and try and think of your own questions to add.(I'm sure some of you have seen this before)



Have you ever......

1-Picked up a baby and smelled their butt to see if they poo'ed?

2-Lied to a child at mealtime to get them to eat their food? (Ya know, you tell em the meatloaf is chicken and they LOVE IT..lol)

3-Taken an *illegal* substance?

4-Played 5 finger discount?

5-Called off work so you could go have some fun?

6-Made up a crazy story when you called off work?

7-Had *relations* in a crazy place?

8-Had a crush on a co-worker(or boss)?

9-Hid creditcard bills (or other bills) from your partner?

10-Went out shopping and hid your purchases so you wouldn't get questioned?

11-Told your partner you were going somewhere when in fact you had other plans?

12-Used your pregnancy to take advantage of a situation?

13-Told your partner "Not tonight hun I have a headache"

14-Faked the big "O"

15.-Told off a telemarketer!! (lol)

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January 12th, 2006, 08:07 AM
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Have you ever......

1-Picked up a baby and smelled their butt to see if they poo'ed?
I said I never would and whelp, I'm guilty as charged..lol

2-Lied to a child at mealtime to get them to eat their food? (Ya know, you tell em the meatloaf is chicken and they LOVE IT..lol)
When my daughter was about 3-I told her baked beans were chilli so she'd eat it..
3-Taken an *illegal* substance?
When I was in my early teens I smoked something.. but never really got into it
4-Played 5 finger discount?
7th grade, we went on a "shopping spree" the next time my friends called me to go with them my mom wouldn't let me go.. and wouldn't ya know, they all got arrested... Thanks mom
5-Called off work so you could go have some fun?
Of course
6-Made up a crazy story when you called off work?
Yes-I lied and said I had been hit by a car, with minor injuries
7-Had *relations* in a crazy place?
lol-in the van with my bf at the time while his mom drove
8-Had a crush on a co-worker(or boss)?
Yes, a slight crush but never more
9-Hid creditcard bills (or other bills) from your partner?
Yes-I hid a cell phone bill and paid it b/c I went 100 mins over my plan (at 65 cents a min)
10-Went out shopping and hid your purchases so you wouldn't get questioned?
Yes-I've gone mad crazy shopping before, hid the stuff and said I only bought a few things...lol
11-Told your partner you were going somewhere when in fact you had other plans?
Yes-He likes to go out when we all go out and if its a girls night he's the odd ball so I've told him I was just going to a friends when in fact it was otherwise..(shame on me)
12-Used your pregnancy to take advantage of a situation?
No-I was on bedrest this last time so I didn't really get to go out anywhere.. Besides, I think people are RUDE.. could just be the pregnancy hormones though..lol
13-Told your partner "Not tonight hun I have a headache"
YES (or I'm REALLY tired)
14-Faked the big "O"
a few times, when I was giving pitty relations and there was no way I was going to get into it at all so I just did it for him
15.-Told off a telemarketer!! (lol)
OOOOH YES... he told me I had a VERY filthy mouth for a lady
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January 12th, 2006, 05:52 PM
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1-Picked up a baby and smelled their butt to see if they poo'ed?
Yes I totally have

2-Lied to a child at mealtime to get them to eat their food? (Ya know, you tell em the meatloaf is chicken and they LOVE IT..lol)
Yea I do all the time

3-Taken an *illegal* substance?
No

4-Played 5 finger discount?
Oh no no no

5-Called off work so you could go have some fun?
Yes hehe

6-Made up a crazy story when you called off work?
Umm I don't think I did

7-Had *relations* in a crazy place?
Yes on a upstairs balcony when people were downstair...I'm so unsure why i did that

8-Had a crush on a co-worker(or boss)?
No....ewww, when I was working the men were soo not cute

9-Hid creditcard bills (or other bills) from your partner?
Nope

10-Went out shopping and hid your purchases so you wouldn't get questioned?
Yea from my parents

11-Told your partner you were going somewhere when in fact you had other plans?
Nope

12-Used your pregnancy to take advantage of a situation?
I used my pregnancy only to go to bed early

13-Told your partner "Not tonight hun I have a headache"
nooo....

14-Faked the big "O"
Yea tons of times not with DH tho

15.-Told off a telemarketer!! (lol)
I called a telemarketer rude and out of place and accuse her of stalking....I hate when they call and act like they're your friends
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January 12th, 2006, 07:16 PM
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1-Picked up a baby and smelled their butt to see if they poo'ed?
yes

2-Lied to a child at mealtime to get them to eat their food? (Ya know, you tell em the meatloaf is chicken and they LOVE IT..lol) yes, I added chocolate milk powder to vanilla pudding

3-Taken an *illegal* substance?
no

4-Played 5 finger discount?
yes, when I was about 8 yrs old. I took a toto dog from a dorethy dool at kmart

5-Called off work so you could go have some fun?
yes

6-Made up a crazy story when you called off work?
yes, said I was having contractions

7-Had *relations* in a crazy place?
on top of a table at a restraunt after hrs.

8-Had a crush on a co-worker(or boss)?
yes

9-Hid creditcard bills (or other bills) from your partner?
yes, phone bill. then his sister came over & told him to pay it !
lmao she worked for the phone company !!


10-Went out shopping and hid your purchases so you wouldn't get questioned?
no

11-Told your partner you were going somewhere when in fact you had other plans?
no

12-Used your pregnancy to take advantage of a situation?
oh yes ... I worked at a major retail store.
I got all the asst managers in trouble.
everynight I'd say I had cravings so they would "store use" ice cream, chips &
give us a roll of quarters for sodas at the nightly meetings.
The home office called the store manger
& asked what the $40 a night charges were.


13-Told your partner "Not tonight hun I have a headache"
no

14-Faked the big "O"
yes

15.-Told off a telemarketer!! (lol)
YES !! I have phone rage !
I asked a woman if they paid her extra to be an annoying b***h
or did it come naturally !!! LMAO



have you ever

16 -glued yourself to something w/ superglue ?

17 -pretend to know someone you didn't reconginize when they knew you?

18 -break something while visting someone & hid it ?

19 - pass gas & blame the kids ?
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January 12th, 2006, 08:09 PM
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have you ever

16 -glued yourself to something w/ superglue ?
A cup, actually my brother helped me..lol

17 -pretend to know someone you didn't reconginize when they knew you?
I was SO going to ask this question!! My memory is bad, I do it alot
18 -break something while visting someone & hid it ?
No-but thats funny
19 - pass gas & blame the kids ?

No-but I've blamed it on the dog, and others at work
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January 12th, 2006, 08:53 PM
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16 -glued yourself to something w/ superglue ?
yes - the wall

17 -pretend to know someone you didn't reconginize when they knew you?
yes after the woman walked away this guy laughed & said you don't have a clue who that was right ?!

18 -break something while visting someone & hid it ?
Me neither

19 - pass gas & blame the kids ?
yes ! I blame ds


have you ever ..

20 - laughed so hard in front of people & snorted ?

21- made a rude comment about someone, not knowing they were behind you ?

22 - left a message on an answering machine, then realized it was the wrong number ?

23 - peed in a pool ?
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January 13th, 2006, 08:04 PM
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Have you ever......

1-Picked up a baby and smelled their butt to see if they poo'ed? Absolutely. In fact, just a few minutes ago.

2-Lied to a child at mealtime to get them to eat their food? Probably, can't remember as they are older now.

3-Taken an *illegal* substance? Drank when I was underage, does that count?

4-Played 5 finger discount? Definately not!

5-Called off work so you could go have some fun? Hasn't everyone?

6-Made up a crazy story when you called off work? Nope, usually just "Cough, cough, I'm sick!"

7-Had *relations* in a crazy place? Yup ... on the lawn of the Boy Scouts of America office (in the middle of the night, of course!)

8-Had a crush on a co-worker(or boss)? don't think so.

9-Hid creditcard bills (or other bills) from your partner? yuppers

10-Went out shopping and hid your purchases so you wouldn't get questioned? all the time!

11-Told your partner you were going somewhere when in fact you had other plans? nope

12-Used your pregnancy to take advantage of a situation? Yep, wish I was still pregnant so I could still do that!

13-Told your partner "Not tonight hun I have a headache"? It's my favorite!

14-Faked the big "O"? More times that I can count!

15.-Told off a telemarketer!! (lol)? Everytime they call!
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January 15th, 2006, 10:14 AM
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Quote:

I'm going to ask a series of different questions, everybody answers, and try and think of your own questions to add.(I'm sure some of you have seen this before)



Have you ever......

1-Picked up a baby and smelled their butt to see if they poo'ed?
OH YEAH

2-Lied to a child at mealtime to get them to eat their food? (Ya know, you tell em the meatloaf is chicken and they LOVE IT..lol)
YOU HAVE TO

3-Taken an *illegal* substance?
OK I ADMIT IT...

4-Played 5 finger discount?
NOT ON PURPOSE BUT I HAVE FOUND THINGS IN STROLLER CART ETC...

5-Called off work so you could go have some fun?
YES


6-Made up a crazy story when you called off work?
YES,

7-Had *relations* in a crazy place?AT WORK

8-Had a crush on a co-worker(or boss)?YES

9-Hid creditcard bills (or other bills) from your partner?YES

10-Went out shopping and hid your purchases so you wouldn't get questioned?ALL THE TIME

11-Told your partner you were going somewhere when in fact you had other plans?NO

12-Used your pregnancy to take advantage of a situation?JUST TO GET OUT OF CLEANING

13-Told your partner "Not tonight hun I have a headache"YES

14-Faked the big "O"HELL NO

15.-Told off a telemarketer!! (lol)WELL I TELL THEM TO GIVE ME THERE PHONE NUMBER SO I CAN CALL THEM BACK WHILE THEIR EATING DINNER, IT ALWAYS WORKS AND I DONT EVEN HAVE TO GET MEAN LOL

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January 17th, 2006, 05:53 PM
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1-Picked up a baby and smelled their butt to see if they poo'ed?
Oh yes all the time not that I have to get to close.

2-Lied to a child at mealtime to get them to eat their food? (Ya know, you tell em the meatloaf is chicken and they LOVE IT..lol)
Other kids I have mine isnt eating "real" food yet

3-Taken an *illegal* substance?
yes

4-Played 5 finger discount?
not on purpose we were at Bass Pro Shops and I put a shirt next to lynettes seat in the cart and TOTALLY forgot about it and didnt find it till we were putting her in the car, I would have felt stupid taking it back in the store.

5-Called off work so you could go have some fun?
yea

6-Made up a crazy story when you called off work?
umm not anything to crazy.

7-Had *relations* in a crazy place?
In my back yard next to the fire is the craziest place we have ever done that.

8-Had a crush on a co-worker(or boss)?
yea when I was younger

9-Hid creditcard bills (or other bills) from your partner?
nope.

10-Went out shopping and hid your purchases so you wouldn't get questioned?
ohhh yes

11-Told your partner you were going somewhere when in fact you had other plans?
no

12-Used your pregnancy to take advantage of a situation?
Just so I didnt have to clean everyday

13-Told your partner "Not tonight hun I have a headache"
yep he gets that one alot.

14-Faked the big "O"
Nooooo

15.-Told off a telemarketer!! (lol)
nope i just hang up and dont say anything.
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1-Picked up a baby and smelled their butt to see if they poo'ed?:: Yes I have.

2-Lied to a child at mealtime to get them to eat their food? (Ya know, you tell em the meatloaf is chicken and they LOVE IT..lol):: Yes I have.

3-Taken an *illegal* substance?:: Yes a long time ago.

4-Played 5 finger discount?:: No I havent.

5-Called off work so you could go have some fun?:: Yes I have.

6-Made up a crazy story when you called off work?:: Yes I have.

7-Had *relations* in a crazy place?:: Yes I have.

8-Had a crush on a co-worker(or boss)?:: Yes I have.

9-Hid creditcard bills (or other bills) from your partner?:: No I havent.

10-Went out shopping and hid your purchases so you wouldn't get questioned?:: Yes I have.

11-Told your partner you were going somewhere when in fact you had other plans?:: Yes I have.

12-Used your pregnancy to take advantage of a situation?:: I dont think so.

13-Told your partner "Not tonight hun I have a headache":: LOL yes I have.

14-Faked the big "O":: Yes I have.

15.-Told off a telemarketer!! (lol):: No, just hung up on them.


16 -glued yourself to something w/ superglue ?:: Yeah, my fingers together.

17 -pretend to know someone you didn't reconginize when they knew you?:: LOL yeah like 3 weeks ago! I still dont remember who she is!

18 -break something while visting someone & hid it ?:: Not that I can remember.

19 - pass gas & blame the kids ?:: No but one time I blamed it on my sleeping sister and she still brings it up and still thinks it was my sister.
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January 17th, 2006, 07:23 PM
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Have you ever......

1-Picked up a baby and smelled their butt to see if they poo'ed? Yes

2-Lied to a child at mealtime to get them to eat their food? (Ya know, you tell em the meatloaf is chicken and they LOVE IT..lol) No

3-Taken an *illegal* substance? No

4-Played 5 finger discount? yes

5-Called off work so you could go have some fun? yes

6-Made up a crazy story when you called off work? yes

7-Had *relations* in a crazy place? no

8-Had a crush on a co-worker(or boss)? YES!!!

9-Hid creditcard bills (or other bills) from your partner? yes

10-Went out shopping and hid your purchases so you wouldn't get questioned? yes

11-Told your partner you were going somewhere when in fact you had other plans? no

12-Used your pregnancy to take advantage of a situation? yes

13-Told your partner "Not tonight hun I have a headache" YES!!

14-Faked the big "O" yes

15.-Told off a telemarketer!! (lol) yes
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Have you ever......

1-Picked up a baby and smelled their butt to see if they poo'ed? All the time

2-Lied to a child at mealtime to get them to eat their food? (Ya know, you tell em the meatloaf is chicken and they LOVE IT..lol) No

3-Taken an *illegal* substance? yes Back in the day

4-Played 5 finger discount? yes when i was a young teen

5-Called off work so you could go have some fun? no

6-Made up a crazy story when you called off work? yes

7-Had *relations* in a crazy place? yes

8-Had a crush on a co-worker(or boss)? Yes

9-Hid creditcard bills (or other bills) from your partner? No but he has tried in the past

10-Went out shopping and hid your purchases so you wouldn't get questioned? No

11-Told your partner you were going somewhere when in fact you had other plans? Yes

12-Used your pregnancy to take advantage of a situation? Sure

13-Told your partner "Not tonight hun I have a headache" Yep

14-Faked the big "O" Heck NO don't see the point

15.-Told off a telemarketer!! (lol) Not really but i've bee really rude

16 -glued yourself to something w/ superglue ? No

17 -pretend to know someone you didn't reconginize when they knew you? Yes

18 -break something while visting someone & hid it ? No

19 - pass gas & blame the kids ? Yes

20 - laughed so hard in front of people & snorted ? Yes

21- made a rude comment about someone, not knowing they were behind you ? Yes

22 - left a message on an answering machine, then realized it was the wrong number ? Yes

23 - peed in a pool ? I probably did when I was small
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March 30th, 2006, 07:20 AM
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Have you ever......

1-Picked up a baby and smelled their butt to see if they poo'ed? Every day!

2-Lied to a child at mealtime to get them to eat their food? (Ya know, you tell em the meatloaf is chicken and they LOVE IT..lol) Yes

3-Taken an *illegal* substance? Yes, long time ago

4-Played 5 finger discount? No

5-Called off work so you could go have some fun? Yes

6-Made up a crazy story when you called off work? Yes

7-Had *relations* in a crazy place? Yes

8-Had a crush on a co-worker(or boss)? Yes

9-Hid creditcard bills (or other bills) from your partner? No

10-Went out shopping and hid your purchases so you wouldn't get questioned? No

11-Told your partner you were going somewhere when in fact you had other plans? Yes

12-Used your pregnancy to take advantage of a situation? No

13-Told your partner "Not tonight hun I have a headache" No

14-Faked the big "O" Yes

15.-Told off a telemarketer!! (lol) Yes

16 -glued yourself to something w/ superglue ? Yes

17 -pretend to know someone you didn't reconginize when they knew you? Yes

18 -break something while visting someone & hid it ? No

19 - pass gas & blame the kids ? Yes

20 - laughed so hard in front of people & snorted ? Yes

21- made a rude comment about someone, not knowing they were behind you ? Yes

22 - left a message on an answering machine, then realized it was the wrong number ? Yes

23 - peed in a pool ? Ew, no!

24 - Been arrested? Yes

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March 30th, 2006, 07:50 AM
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Have you ever......

1-Picked up a baby and smelled their butt to see if they poo'ed? Yes, and I still do, even though she's 2!

2-Lied to a child at mealtime to get them to eat their food? (Ya know, you tell em the meatloaf is chicken and they LOVE IT..lol) No, not yet

3-Taken an *illegal* substance? Yes, back when I was a "bad girl"

4-Played 5 finger discount? Never

5-Called off work so you could go have some fun? Hasn't everyone?

6-Made up a crazy story when you called off work? Nothing too crazy

7-Had *relations* in a crazy place? Oh yes!

8-Had a crush on a co-worker(or boss)? Co-worker, yes

9-Hid creditcard bills (or other bills) from your partner? No

10-Went out shopping and hid your purchases so you wouldn't get questioned? No

11-Told your partner you were going somewhere when in fact you had other plans? No, I never lie to him.

12-Used your pregnancy to take advantage of a situation? Never

13-Told your partner "Not tonight hun I have a headache" Heck no, but he has!

14-Faked the big "O" No, haven't had to

15.-Told off a telemarketer!! (lol) Yes!
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