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May 8th, 2006, 04:56 PM
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JACK (age 3) was watching his mom breast-feed his new baby sister.
After a while he asked, "Mom, why have you got two? Is one for hot and
one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her granny how old she was. Granny replied she
was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't
remember, you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to
six."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his mom goodnight. "I love you so
much that when you die, I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom
window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in
vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her mom
explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her.
Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked, "How does it know it's
me?

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please
don't give me this juice again," she said. "It makes my teeth cough."

D I (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked, "How much do I
cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young man and woman who were hugging
and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked
his dad, "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his mom asked
what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with
this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read, "The man
named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his
wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked, "What
happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather
wrinkled woman her mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then
asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"
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May 13th, 2006, 12:57 PM
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OMG that was hilarious
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