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May 25th, 2006, 08:59 AM
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CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed more amused.

When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to
the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for
himself.

The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got
on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under
a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Comin' and I grinned."

"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will
reduce the swelling', and I had to smile.

"Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's
Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself."

"BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just
lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED!!"
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May 25th, 2006, 12:02 PM
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Yeah I have seen this It is great!!
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May 26th, 2006, 11:42 AM
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Thanks for sharing that was funny.. I've never heard that one before..lol
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May 26th, 2006, 12:42 PM
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That sounds like something I would have done.

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May 28th, 2006, 10:37 PM
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OMG I have never heard that before....too funny!!!
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